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63. Surely our round and brave Generalissimo Donny John shall lead the landing party himself!, now that

Sun May 3, 2026, 06:19 PM

6 hrs ago

his courage has been fortified by several seasons of killing Caribbean fisherfolk, his heroic attacks on Iranian schoolgirls, and his almost-legendary attempt to steal Venezuela's oil

He is a man who is not afraid to have his troopers shoot mothers in the face or emergency-room nurses in the back!

With the help oh his great strategists -- like Marco the Rube, who has a dream of an American gulag in El Salvador -- we can bring back the glory days when US mobsters ruled Cuba!

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Donald Trump Says US Will Take Over Cuba 'Almost Immediately' [View all] BumRushDaShow Saturday OP

Here's hoping everyone in the US navy says a "fuck no" to doing that sakabatou Saturday #1

Soldiers and sailors obey orders Miguelito Loveless Saturday #9

I would suggest to Mango Mussolini that losing one war an administration would be enough Ray Bruns Saturday #2

The 2024 election was never about the economy or gas prices, was it? Initech 10 hrs ago #60

Nope bdamomma 6 hrs ago #62

He's trying to change the narrative from the Iran War. Lonestarblue 7 hrs ago #61

And he's always ... ALWAYS ... hoping we'll forget about Epstein FakeNoose 5 hrs ago #66

Why in the fuck does the media act like this is normal behavior for the president UpInArms Saturday #3

x1000! Evolve Dammit Saturday #4

The corporate media Miguelito Loveless Saturday #10

I like it, except that he's unfortunately not TFG anymore Polybius Saturday #22

The Felon Guy UpInArms Saturday #24

I'm partial to "TSF" BWdem4life 23 hrs ago #38

Yes bdamomma 6 hrs ago #64

Yeah, he still is TFG. Prof. Toru Tanaka 14 hrs ago #48

just imagine how they would frame it if a DEM president was behaving like this Skittles Saturday #29

the complicit media is as disgusting as this POS POTUS LymphocyteLover 16 hrs ago #43

I'm pretty sure... GiqueCee 13 hrs ago #49

Then what Bluestocking Saturday #5

He is thinking popsdenver Saturday #18

He is looking for another distraction chicoescuela Saturday #33

TSF doesn't do anything until he can make a profit for himself and I think you nailed it, popsdenver Deuxcents 13 hrs ago #53

Iran isn't going how he wants so he picks an easier target closer to home IronLionZion Saturday #6

Cuba has options dexdah Saturday #15

Trump and the Republicans have already done a blockade popsdenver 11 hrs ago #57

The war monger is on the march. sinkingfeeling Saturday #7

Fat Hitler is on the march to his next supposed conquest Bengus81 Saturday #8

The first Hitler lost murielm99 13 hrs ago #50

Does he mean the way the US took over Iran "almost immediately?" raccoon Saturday #11

Absolutely. Didn't you hear? We've won that war like five times already. Ray Bruns Saturday #12

or maybe he'll try a Venezuela-style kidnapping of the president and pretend the regime is changed LymphocyteLover 3 hrs ago #67

NATIONAL SECURITY THREAT! GiqueCee Saturday #13

AND popsdenver Saturday #19

Epstein Trump files, Epstein Trump files....... Hope22 Saturday #14

In Two Weeks? dexdah Saturday #16

So our sailors dont get ANY down time from the ME deployment? Callie1979 Saturday #17

Not when a psycho is president and a Fox News chucklefuck is in charge of the military. Initech 22 hrs ago #40

"When you're president they allow you to just grab it" durablend Saturday #20

" after the conflict in Iran" -- unfortunately, there is no "after" as long as the felon is in the WH. pat_k Saturday #21

Check which kid bet on the date JohnnyRingo Saturday #23

Another illegal war. SidneyR Saturday #25

It would be a nice change of pace if he actually did something legal Bayard Saturday #30

Arrest him NOW! Chasstev365 Saturday #26

There bdamomma 6 hrs ago #65

I didn't know that Cuba was that close to developing a nuclear weapon not a texan Saturday #27

Is he tired of so much "winning" in Iran that he's getting bored? patphil Saturday #28

'No Aggressor, No Matter How Powerful, Will Find Surrender in Cuba,' President Warns Trump sop Saturday #31

Trump wants to be King of the World. I mean, he actually thinks he can hold the entire planet to ransom. Doodley Saturday #32

I wish he would leave Cuba alone. rhiannon55 Yesterday #34

I hold the influence of 'Little Marco' almost entirely responsible Jack Valentino Yesterday #36

It's all Rubio. sop 16 hrs ago #44

I guess the Cubans 'won't mind too much' ??? Getting rather ahead of himself, Jack Valentino Yesterday #35

Possibly within the next two weeks? BWdem4life 23 hrs ago #37

Almost Immediately....I do not think it means what you think it means bmichaelh 22 hrs ago #39

He said he would take over Cuba before he even started with Iran and while f***ing up Venezuela HighFired49 21 hrs ago #41

" I'll also bet that he will eventually move against Greenland." BumRushDaShow 17 hrs ago #42

So sad to say this, but justsomeguy01 14 hrs ago #45

Generalissimo Antonio Rubio el Jefecito sounds good doesn't it. Thomas Hurt 14 hrs ago #46

And U.S. taxpayers will be paying for their care and feeding dalton99a 14 hrs ago #47

The embargo should have been lifted decades ago and Cuba would be self sufficient Deuxcents 12 hrs ago #54

The outrageous behavior to distract from the Epstein files continues dlk 13 hrs ago #51

Both Iran and Cuba are not like Venezuela and they have or will fight back. Botany 13 hrs ago #52

Well, I guess he's now at the Blackbeard stage of his so-called presidency at this point. Texin 11 hrs ago #55

Will china get involed? Dangling0826 11 hrs ago #56

A surprise attack? twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #58

The key part of the plan to cancel November elections Zorro 10 hrs ago #59

Surely our round and brave Generalissimo Donny John shall lead the landing party himself!, now that struggle4progress 6 hrs ago #63

Teeing up the next crisis thought crime 3 min ago #68