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JustABozoOnThisBus

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66. AI-driven virtual golf ...

Sat May 16, 2026, 02:09 PM

23 hrs ago

... it will be impossible for him to put a ball in the water, the sand, or the woods. There will be gold-painted trophies. Really big gold-painted trophies.

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White House Reveals Secret New Hospital for Trump, 79 [View all] BumRushDaShow Yesterday OP

Blanche preaching sympathy is a special form of evil bucolic_frolic Yesterday #1

Grumpy needs to be on life support Onthefly Yesterday #2

They admit the "ballroom" won't be finished till September, 2028. (What construction project is ever completed on time?) sop Yesterday #7

WTH is wrong with Walter Reed anyway? RandomNumbers 23 hrs ago #60

Trump can build his "state of the art hospital and medical facility" inside the White House, but there's no way sop 23 hrs ago #67

Nothing. But NOW he'd be able to get his "treatments" & we'd never know. Callie1979 22 hrs ago #69

Trump doesn't like soldiers who got shot, and Walter Reed is full of them jmowreader 19 hrs ago #81

He thinks, and is convinced, that the world revolves around him. Initech 19 hrs ago #83

Also sounds like he NEVER wants to Leave Cha 12 hrs ago #93

Sadly, it appears that currently RandomNumbers 2 hrs ago #95

"Grumpy needs to be on life support" Dave Id Yesterday #13

Perhaps they made a deal with the Chinese not fooled Yesterday #49

Preservation facilities INSIDE the bunker? Grokenstein Yesterday #3

I'm getting (preserved) Lenin vibes BumRushDaShow Yesterday #19

I'm getting "They Saved Hitler's Brain" vibes. nt eppur_se_muova Yesterday #47

But the cavity where 45's brain should be BumRushDaShow Yesterday #53

Weekend At Bernie's Hospital Attilatheblond Yesterday #38

It will be an entirely self contained bunker. Irish_Dem Yesterday #4

Next we'll find out that they're building a McDonald's into the basement. (n/t) thesquanderer Yesterday #6

...and one of those fancy computerized golf screens, gab13by13 Yesterday #12

Like virtual golf? ananda Yesterday #29

AI-driven virtual golf ... JustABozoOnThisBus 23 hrs ago #66

Speaking of Mickey Ds blue_jay 18 hrs ago #85

And a KFC for when he's tired of "hamburders." nt Ilsa 12 hrs ago #92

Cool as long as we never have to see him again... hopefully can ignore his stupid posts LymphocyteLover Yesterday #15

THIS! A place to take and keep control radical noodle Yesterday #30

Yes even a special entrance for the hookers. Irish_Dem Yesterday #32

I'd guess there will just be special rooms for them radical noodle Yesterday #33

Easily cleaned lonely bird Yesterday #58

The next cost addition will be for the underground golf course Attilatheblond Yesterday #39

Don't forget the illegal drug drop spot. Irish_Dem 19 hrs ago #80

Out here in the world if plans of this magnitude were started Hope22 Yesterday #5

I picture the "Dirty Dozen" running through doc03 Yesterday #8

That's a good one! paleotn Yesterday #16

Indeed! calimary Yesterday #44

Subtitle Roy Rolling Yesterday #9

A very Traildogbob Yesterday #46

That's another good one! calimary 23 hrs ago #65

Wait . . . what????? Are we suddenly going to house the felon in a gilded nursing home forever and ever and ever????? Vinca Yesterday #10

yeah, fuck that. (makes me think of the movie Dave) nt orleans 21 hrs ago #72

This message was self-deleted by its author irisblue Yesterday #11

Does it have "MedBeds"? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #14

Won't be finished in time for him to leave the White House vertical or horizontal paleotn Yesterday #17

Even better was this BumRushDaShow Yesterday #23

Hope they preserve that pile of rubble. Fitting monument. Dixiegrrrl Yesterday #55

That happened in 2021 BumRushDaShow 23 hrs ago #59

And then there was none. oasis 13 hrs ago #90

"$ecret" IbogaProject Yesterday #18

State of the fart facility is more like it. Gas warfare at its deadliest. GreenWave Yesterday #20

If trump needs hospitalization, he can go to Walter Reed like every other POTUS. MLWR Yesterday #21

The noisy press keeps reporting on such trips and His Stinkiness doesn't like that Attilatheblond Yesterday #40

I'd rather melm00se Yesterday #22

His corpse should be thrown into a tank of acid tonekat Yesterday #31

Fuhrerbunker. Make America Germany Again IronLionZion Yesterday #24

A state of the art hospital? karynnj Yesterday #25

Everyday, the idol worshippers want to preserve the dear leader fantasy Onthefly Yesterday #27

In other words... COL Mustard Yesterday #26

Next, use DOD money for a drone factory. Onthefly Yesterday #28

State of the art hospital for one Attilatheblond Yesterday #41

That's the truth! Bayard Yesterday #57

State-of-the-art hospital for me; Medicare and Medicaid cuts for thee. Sogo 23 hrs ago #64

Like Berchtesgaden only no mountain to climb. Turbineguy Yesterday #34

I thought this was an Onion article when I saw the title TBF Yesterday #35

Trump Underground Mall... Escape Yesterday #36

I fantasize about a torture chamber BigmanPigman 16 hrs ago #88

Funeral Parlor gets my vote. twodogsbarking Yesterday #37

NEXT: Trump demands new $200M White House parking garage for Trump's physicians/nurses/mausoleum staff dalton99a Yesterday #42

The White House already has doctor's office, a medical staff, an x-ray machine, and supplies Botany Yesterday #43

He is so vain Diamond_Dog Yesterday #45

And that pedo wants Joe-and-Joette-Six-Pack to pay for it plus interests. Justice matters. 23 hrs ago #62

Nah, it's a 21st century torture chamber and crematorium. hunter Yesterday #48

It's a cloning facility! Sweet Rosie Red Yesterday #50

He is turning the white house into a compound to keep him completely away from the rabble AZLD4Candidate Yesterday #51

Trump enjoys foisting these miserable construction Klarkashton Yesterday #52

Leave it to Elon. Kid Berwyn Yesterday #54

So this is where he'll be in January of 2029? flamingdem Yesterday #56

'Why does Trump need a "state-of-the-art hospital and medical facilities" unless he's planning on staying?' J_William_Ryan 23 hrs ago #61

I say give him his own IV room, with bluestarone 23 hrs ago #63

Bleach! Kid Berwyn 21 hrs ago #70

WTAF??? That would be Walter Reed, you grifting fuckers! And OUR HOUSE niyad 22 hrs ago #68

A bunker buster will fix this just fine Sweet Rosie Red 21 hrs ago #71

- Lemon Lyman 21 hrs ago #73

holy shit! how perfect -- now they'll never have to tell us he's dead. nt orleans 21 hrs ago #74

They're finally gonna put him in a mental hospital! WestMichRad 21 hrs ago #75

A POTUS has access to several world class medical centers in DC. RandySF 21 hrs ago #76

Yeah Katcat 19 hrs ago #82

This is ludicrous! Hope22 21 hrs ago #77

I agree Rebl2 20 hrs ago #78

It's the fucking Fuhrerbunker. They're one and the same. Everything about this regime''s behavior since January of last Karasu 19 hrs ago #79

So, no money for the hospitals for the rest of us blue_jay 18 hrs ago #84

Walter Reed isn't good enough? eggplant 18 hrs ago #86

The ball room is Trump's 'good day - bad day' project. Aussie105 17 hrs ago #87

What's next? A state of the art taxidermy studio? colorado_ufo 14 hrs ago #89

The hell with that Figarosmom 13 hrs ago #91

He should shove light where it won't shine purr-rat beauty 9 hrs ago #94