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67. Trump can build his "state of the art hospital and medical facility" inside the White House, but there's no way

Sat May 16, 2026, 02:10 PM

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they can staff such a facility. Doing so would require a full-time team of specialists, nurses, technicians and support staff on site. It would cost a fortune to have them just sitting around the White House doing nothing, waiting for the moment Trump suffers some life-threatening situation requiring immediate care.

Besides, each time there's been an attempted "assassination," Trump has been at a Bund rally, out on the golf course or some place other than the White House.

If Trump were to actually suffer a life-threatening event while at the residence (knock on wood), they'd have to first round up all the necessary specialists and staff, then rush them to his "state of the art hospital and medical facility." Hopefully, it would take hours. That's why hospitals like Walter Reed exist..

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Blanche preaching sympathy is a special form of evil bucolic_frolic Yesterday #1

Grumpy needs to be on life support Onthefly Yesterday #2

They admit the "ballroom" won't be finished till September, 2028. (What construction project is ever completed on time?) sop Yesterday #7

WTH is wrong with Walter Reed anyway? RandomNumbers 22 hrs ago #60

Trump can build his "state of the art hospital and medical facility" inside the White House, but there's no way sop 21 hrs ago #67

Nothing. But NOW he'd be able to get his "treatments" & we'd never know. Callie1979 20 hrs ago #69

Trump doesn't like soldiers who got shot, and Walter Reed is full of them jmowreader 18 hrs ago #81

He thinks, and is convinced, that the world revolves around him. Initech 18 hrs ago #83

Also sounds like he NEVER wants to Leave Cha 11 hrs ago #93

Sadly, it appears that currently RandomNumbers 1 hr ago #95

"Grumpy needs to be on life support" Dave Id Yesterday #13

Perhaps they made a deal with the Chinese not fooled 23 hrs ago #49

Preservation facilities INSIDE the bunker? Grokenstein Yesterday #3

I'm getting (preserved) Lenin vibes BumRushDaShow Yesterday #19

I'm getting "They Saved Hitler's Brain" vibes. nt eppur_se_muova Yesterday #47

But the cavity where 45's brain should be BumRushDaShow 23 hrs ago #53

Weekend At Bernie's Hospital Attilatheblond Yesterday #38

It will be an entirely self contained bunker. Irish_Dem Yesterday #4

Next we'll find out that they're building a McDonald's into the basement. (n/t) thesquanderer Yesterday #6

...and one of those fancy computerized golf screens, gab13by13 Yesterday #12

Like virtual golf? ananda Yesterday #29

AI-driven virtual golf ... JustABozoOnThisBus 21 hrs ago #66

Speaking of Mickey Ds blue_jay 17 hrs ago #85

And a KFC for when he's tired of "hamburders." nt Ilsa 11 hrs ago #92

Cool as long as we never have to see him again... hopefully can ignore his stupid posts LymphocyteLover Yesterday #15

THIS! A place to take and keep control radical noodle Yesterday #30

Yes even a special entrance for the hookers. Irish_Dem Yesterday #32

I'd guess there will just be special rooms for them radical noodle Yesterday #33

Easily cleaned lonely bird 22 hrs ago #58

The next cost addition will be for the underground golf course Attilatheblond Yesterday #39

Don't forget the illegal drug drop spot. Irish_Dem 18 hrs ago #80

Out here in the world if plans of this magnitude were started Hope22 Yesterday #5

I picture the "Dirty Dozen" running through doc03 Yesterday #8

That's a good one! paleotn Yesterday #16

Indeed! calimary Yesterday #44

Subtitle Roy Rolling Yesterday #9

A very Traildogbob Yesterday #46

That's another good one! calimary 21 hrs ago #65

Wait . . . what????? Are we suddenly going to house the felon in a gilded nursing home forever and ever and ever????? Vinca Yesterday #10

yeah, fuck that. (makes me think of the movie Dave) nt orleans 20 hrs ago #72

This message was self-deleted by its author irisblue Yesterday #11

Does it have "MedBeds"? LymphocyteLover Yesterday #14

Won't be finished in time for him to leave the White House vertical or horizontal paleotn Yesterday #17

Even better was this BumRushDaShow Yesterday #23

Hope they preserve that pile of rubble. Fitting monument. Dixiegrrrl 23 hrs ago #55

That happened in 2021 BumRushDaShow 22 hrs ago #59

And then there was none. oasis 12 hrs ago #90

"$ecret" IbogaProject Yesterday #18

State of the fart facility is more like it. Gas warfare at its deadliest. GreenWave Yesterday #20

If trump needs hospitalization, he can go to Walter Reed like every other POTUS. MLWR Yesterday #21

The noisy press keeps reporting on such trips and His Stinkiness doesn't like that Attilatheblond Yesterday #40

I'd rather melm00se Yesterday #22

His corpse should be thrown into a tank of acid tonekat Yesterday #31

Fuhrerbunker. Make America Germany Again IronLionZion Yesterday #24

A state of the art hospital? karynnj Yesterday #25

Everyday, the idol worshippers want to preserve the dear leader fantasy Onthefly Yesterday #27

In other words... COL Mustard Yesterday #26

Next, use DOD money for a drone factory. Onthefly Yesterday #28

State of the art hospital for one Attilatheblond Yesterday #41

That's the truth! Bayard 22 hrs ago #57

State-of-the-art hospital for me; Medicare and Medicaid cuts for thee. Sogo 21 hrs ago #64

Like Berchtesgaden only no mountain to climb. Turbineguy Yesterday #34

I thought this was an Onion article when I saw the title TBF Yesterday #35

Trump Underground Mall... Escape Yesterday #36

I fantasize about a torture chamber BigmanPigman 15 hrs ago #88

Funeral Parlor gets my vote. twodogsbarking Yesterday #37

NEXT: Trump demands new $200M White House parking garage for Trump's physicians/nurses/mausoleum staff dalton99a Yesterday #42

The White House already has doctor's office, a medical staff, an x-ray machine, and supplies Botany Yesterday #43

He is so vain Diamond_Dog Yesterday #45

And that pedo wants Joe-and-Joette-Six-Pack to pay for it plus interests. Justice matters. 22 hrs ago #62

Nah, it's a 21st century torture chamber and crematorium. hunter 23 hrs ago #48

It's a cloning facility! Sweet Rosie Red 23 hrs ago #50

He is turning the white house into a compound to keep him completely away from the rabble AZLD4Candidate 23 hrs ago #51

Trump enjoys foisting these miserable construction Klarkashton 23 hrs ago #52

Leave it to Elon. Kid Berwyn 23 hrs ago #54

So this is where he'll be in January of 2029? flamingdem 23 hrs ago #56

'Why does Trump need a "state-of-the-art hospital and medical facilities" unless he's planning on staying?' J_William_Ryan 22 hrs ago #61

I say give him his own IV room, with bluestarone 21 hrs ago #63

Bleach! Kid Berwyn 20 hrs ago #70

WTAF??? That would be Walter Reed, you grifting fuckers! And OUR HOUSE niyad 21 hrs ago #68

A bunker buster will fix this just fine Sweet Rosie Red 20 hrs ago #71

- Lemon Lyman 20 hrs ago #73

holy shit! how perfect -- now they'll never have to tell us he's dead. nt orleans 20 hrs ago #74

They're finally gonna put him in a mental hospital! WestMichRad 19 hrs ago #75

A POTUS has access to several world class medical centers in DC. RandySF 19 hrs ago #76

Yeah Katcat 18 hrs ago #82

This is ludicrous! Hope22 19 hrs ago #77

I agree Rebl2 18 hrs ago #78

It's the fucking Fuhrerbunker. They're one and the same. Everything about this regime''s behavior since January of last Karasu 18 hrs ago #79

So, no money for the hospitals for the rest of us blue_jay 17 hrs ago #84

Walter Reed isn't good enough? eggplant 17 hrs ago #86

The ball room is Trump's 'good day - bad day' project. Aussie105 16 hrs ago #87

What's next? A state of the art taxidermy studio? colorado_ufo 12 hrs ago #89

The hell with that Figarosmom 11 hrs ago #91

He should shove light where it won't shine purr-rat beauty 8 hrs ago #94