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Blumancru

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19. My theory : The real one went to hamburger heaven long ago

Reply to demmiblue (Original post)

Tue May 26, 2026, 04:43 PM

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And has been replaced with his audio animatron from Disney World. He has to go to Florida every weekend to get the battery recharged and to Walter Reed for software updates and to top off the hydraulic fluid.

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Trump wraps up 3-hour medical visit to Walter Reed and declares 'Everything checked out PERFECTLY' [View all] demmiblue Tuesday OP

Is he going to start bragging about his cognitive tests again... MiHale Tuesday #1

Glad AP had the stones to include these paragraphs BaronChocula Tuesday #2

No, Jeffrey, dementia and psychotic behavior is the concern. travelingthrulife Yesterday #25

Three hours for preventive medical and dental checkups? generalbetrayus Tuesday #3

And you know none of it was sitting in a waiting room intrepidity Tuesday #8

Why Did It Take 3 Hours? MissouriDem47 Tuesday #4

Maybe it takes that long to recharge his battery. generalbetrayus Tuesday #6

Or graft in another brain... The Madcap Tuesday #11

Took him a long time to figure out which one was the lion. SeattleVet Tuesday #18

yes Skittles Tuesday #22

Becuz it takes him that long to jog 12 miles on the treatmill Vogon_Glory Yesterday #26

I like presidents who don't require three hour medical visits. RockRaven Tuesday #5

Did they add new animals to his list? nt woodsprite Tuesday #7

Poor vocabulary bmichaelh Tuesday #9

I like how the press rarely questions whether truth social posts come from Trump Ilikepurple Tuesday #10

Liar. I'll never believe anything he says, and besides, who among the cowards surrounding him would Amendment SWBTATTReg Tuesday #12

Of Course We Can Just Take His Word for It! The Roux Comes First Tuesday #13

Is he going back to the WH or straight to Camp David???? nt in2herbs Tuesday #14

3 hours, eh? City Lights Tuesday #15

3 hours? LudwigPastorius Tuesday #16

Seven dental checkups in two and half months seems rather sketchy Torchlight Tuesday #17

Something is wrong with his teeth. yardwork Yesterday #28

My theory : The real one went to hamburger heaven long ago Blumancru Tuesday #19

Looks/reads like a STENT placement. Don't want the heart shutting down in middle of its wallow walk. dave99 Tuesday #20

If it had actually gone "perfectly" Grokenstein Tuesday #21

Four exams in less than six months...... Bayard Yesterday #23

3 hours is a long time Deminpenn Yesterday #24

takes a while to remove his head from up in his ass.... CTyankee Yesterday #27

Why would he have to go to Florida to see his dentist? 3catwoman3 Yesterday #29

Don't overthink it. These are like building inspections. usonian Yesterday #30