White House Releases Results of Trump's Latest Physical Exam

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59. Imagine the Sen. Rick Scott

of Medicare/Medicaid fraud CEO fame selecting the doctor to polish the laughable medical report for T.

“I see nothing here to raise doubt as to the athletic physic, extraordinary skin/elasticity, well-endowed mental/genitalia faculties, superb, high-stepping hitleresque gait, profound arterial flow away from the brain-starved cranial regions, and so on. No need for further examination.”

(This mostest genuine, honest “doctor” was fired the following day cause he was found pilfering medicines from the infirmary meant for T. So far, the investigation has SS perplexed why a reputable quack recommended by Scott would take advantage of a old, decreptic victim like President T.) /s