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IrishAfricanAmerican

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11. Damn straight!

Reply to sop (Reply #1)

Fri Jun 26, 2026, 01:33 PM

13 hrs ago

Yeah, back in my alcohol days, I used to teleport regularly. Sometimes I’d teleport into my automobile flying 80mph down the highway. Other times I’d teleport into my bed having sex with some person who I don’t recognize. Yeah, teleportation was something else!!

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Top FEMA official who claimed he teleported to Waffle House in Georgia reportedly out of a job [View all] BumRushDaShow 17 hrs ago OP

"And I end up at a Waffle House like 50 miles away from where I was." sop 17 hrs ago #1

Damn straight! IrishAfricanAmerican 13 hrs ago #11

trump doesn't like competition. Turbineguy 17 hrs ago #2

Well didn't Musk say he's from a different time......................... Lovie777 17 hrs ago #3

I guess his next teleport will be to a mental institution. I think the nearest one to him is called the White House. Wonder Why 16 hrs ago #4

He should be appointed head of transportation. Buddyzbuddy 15 hrs ago #5

* snort * Talitha 15 hrs ago #6

Maybe he can teleport to a Waffle House that's hiring. n/t flvegan 15 hrs ago #7

Why, he fits right in with this administration. republianmushroom 15 hrs ago #8

Best place to teleport is a Waffle House mdbl 14 hrs ago #9

Drug run? twodogsbarking 14 hrs ago #10

Maybe he can now teleport himself area51 13 hrs ago #12

He must be on some really great drugs. Multichromatic 8 hrs ago #13

There is actually too crazy to be in this administration? iemanja 8 hrs ago #14

No-one outweirds Brainworm Bob in this administration. It's just not allowed. (nt) muriel_volestrangler 8 hrs ago #16

pretty obvious he was higher than a kite and ended up in a Waffle House Skittles 8 hrs ago #15