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In reply to the discussion: Gerry Adams says Thatcher caused "great suffering" in Ireland [View all]IrishAyes
(6,151 posts)and it affects my speling. And typng 2. So sory. Could your highness please forgive me?
I'll tell you what qualifies us as Irish - my grandfather and great grandfather fought with Michael Collins, and that pretty much settles it for me. When you can righteously make that claim, come and keep trying to pee higher on my family tree than you can reach. I'll show you a portrait of 5 of the Apostles on my living room wall - if you can make it past the dogs wearing your orange cap and black and tan uniform.
Now, I've wasted too much time on you already. This is my last message to you. Go take a long walk on a short pier. I'm going out in the yard now to skip rope to my favorite jingle:
Up the long ladder
Down the short rope
To hell with King Billy
And God save the pope