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6. I ain't larn nuthin as a guvnor

Fri Dec 9, 2011, 08:10 PM

Dec 2011

And yall ain't larnin nuthin from me
I ain't spend no time readin or writin
I like blowin hard and bein me

I are proudly be an guvnor from Texas
A place some halfwits can still win
Yadda yadda forgot the words yadda
And then I'll wave Old Glory once agin

We cain't make no party out of smart folk
We prefers the voters sniffin glue
We ain't let our heads get all edumicated
Like them damn yankee carpetbaggers do

I yadda be an yadda from Texas
Yadda forgot the words yadda yadda
Yadda yadda forgot the words yadda
And then I'll yadda yadda once agin

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Perry flubs name, number of Supreme Court justices [View all] Lone_Star_Dem Dec 2011 OP

sample INS citizenship question Enrique Dec 2011 #1

Perry and several other (perhaps all) Republican Presidential candidates would likely fail that test LonePirate Dec 2011 #3

Funny Tweet on Perry's Debating Ability 66 dmhlt Dec 2011 #35

Squirrel! krispos42 Dec 2011 #52

Like the U.S. having 57 states backtomn Dec 2011 #60

Morons, all of them. Skinner Dec 2011 #2

Unfortunately, bleever Dec 2011 #5

Rick is dumber than dryer lint Botany Dec 2011 #37

"I don't know how 8 came out of my mouth." AlbertCat Dec 2011 #46

I think you nailed it. Ilsa Dec 2011 #55

Personally I just think that he is not the sharpest knife in the drawer. He teddy51 Dec 2011 #56

The lint in my dryer resents that remark.... yellowcanine Dec 2011 #62

True. stevedeshazer Dec 2011 #31

it sounds like he is planning on getting rid of the USSC Angry Dragon Dec 2011 #4

He also wants congress to be "part time" ... JoePhilly Dec 2011 #25

Yes well that would be treason and grounds for impeachment at least. yellowcanine Dec 2011 #63

I ain't larn nuthin as a guvnor struggle4progress Dec 2011 #6

I never thought I'd feel embarrassed for Karl Rove... but there you go... Fearless Dec 2011 #7

I feel embarrassed for Texas A&M Lone_Star_Dem Dec 2011 #13

+1 Fearless Dec 2011 #17

That's hilarious. And sad. But mostly hilarious. REP Dec 2011 #8

Politicians, lawyers, cops, judges sad sally Dec 2011 #9

Someone mentioned having him try to name the 10 commandments Overseas Dec 2011 #10

Counting to ten would be a chore for Rick. Frustratedlady Dec 2011 #21

better yet - all the abominations in Leviticus arely staircase Dec 2011 #51

Look. the guy is a FUCKING IDIOT... Rex Dec 2011 #11

You'll never convince Republicans to do that. HowHeThinks Dec 2011 #53

as smart as Sarah Palin Rosa Luxemburg Dec 2011 #12

Dasher, Donner, Prancer, Sleepy, Weepy, Doc, Something-foreign-sounding and Larry the Cable Guy! Nevernose Dec 2011 #14

Damn, that's funny, I don't care who you are. dixiegrrrrl Dec 2011 #49

dumber than bush NJCher Dec 2011 #15

Why is anyone even bothering reporting on Perry -- we're at the bottom of defendandprotect Dec 2011 #16

ha! DeathToTheOil Dec 2011 #18

His philosophy about the court and justices Ilsa Dec 2011 #19

Conservatives hate the courts Charlemagne Dec 2011 #20

The right answer ^^^^^^^^^ JoePhilly Dec 2011 #24

He should just stand on stage and brush his hair Politicub Dec 2011 #22

I think he has a health problem Remember Me Dec 2011 #23

I don't believe he's having Control-Z Dec 2011 #42

"Umm, Scalia ... uh ... hmm ... Thomas ... " zbdent Dec 2011 #26

the real question is, shireen Dec 2011 #27

really... I left when Bush was govenor and Perry was the Lieutenant ThomThom Dec 2011 #30

dearsweetjesu, this guy is OVER! CTyankee Dec 2011 #28

He did, however, better on the math portion of the candidate test since he stated accurately that 24601 Dec 2011 #29

Silly repug. All he needs to know is 5. gtar100 Dec 2011 #32

I've said it before and I will say it again Skittles Dec 2011 #33

I never knew there was a question. Control-Z Dec 2011 #44

Was it Clouseau2 Dec 2011 #48

This guy's an idiot. I'm guessing he watches Fox News. ScottLand Dec 2011 #34

Rick is dumber than dryer lint Botany Dec 2011 #36

Perry is uneducated and what's worse is he does not care.... Swede Atlanta Dec 2011 #38

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As George W. Bush's lieutenant governor, Rich Perry has only one job L. Coyote Dec 2011 #40

You have to admit, though Lone_Star_Dem Dec 2011 #41

Hell, I'm suprised he guessed that many PRETZEL Dec 2011 #43

You've got to wonder if he'll be able to hold onto the Governor's Office groundloop Dec 2011 #45

Bush was as dumb, I looked it up in the liebary. russspeakeasy Dec 2011 #47

*Perry is so dumb* ellisonz Dec 2011 #50

I don't mind that he flubbed her name. Ilsa Dec 2011 #54

The guy is a total buffoon. SoapBox Dec 2011 #57

Justice "Montemayor"??? That's just sad. "Eight unelected and unaccountable judges" yellowcanine Dec 2011 #58

Rick Perry is not a real governor but he plays one in Texas. yellowcanine Dec 2011 #59

voters �are not looking for a robot that can spit out the name of every Supreme Court justice, yellowcanine Dec 2011 #61

What an idiot! Wind Dancer Dec 2011 #64

Rick Perry... SaintPete Dec 2011 #65

C'mon! sulphurdunn Dec 2011 #66

He is dumb but myshadow1 Dec 2011 #67

America loves dumb.. the love Sarah Palin. lib2DaBone Dec 2011 #68