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9. The ammonia was going to be used to enhance

Fri Apr 26, 2013, 04:48 PM

Apr 2013

The ammonia was going to be used to enhance the intelligence of flying monkeys for the eventual U.S. Flying Monkey Army to be ferried up the Trinity river to DFW and lead an assault against the forces of Mordor-- who live in Fort Worth and weekend along the gulf coast (be stupid to put the monekys into the Air force because super-intelligent flying monkeys can't pilot very well-- duh!).

The nitrate was to keep the monkeys happy during their weekend leave to vegas.

Somehow, those militia types were one step ahead of the Flying Monkey Army of Texas. Damn them to hell.

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