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50. My translation:

Sun Feb 12, 2012, 10:52 AM

Feb 2012

The Values Party finds itself torn between a narcissist, a sociopath, and a closeted homosexual.

The narcissist needs his bitter enemy the sociopath to stay in the race so that the homosexual cannot gain ground.

The sociopath and the homosexual have a non-aggression pact, but it is unlikely that either will win so long as both stay in the race.

As long as all of them stay in the race, the flow of free money, power, attention, and high living persists to all of them. None of them wish to lose that.

So someone has to die.

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