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29. I wish the antelopes were armed with bazookas.

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Fri Jun 7, 2013, 08:20 PM

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Dick Cheney to compete in 1 Shot Antelope Hunt [View all] El Supremo Jun 2013 OP

Mead better be ready to duck. tanyev Jun 2013 #1

Oh c'mon CHENEY of all people at a competitive hunt after shooting his hunting buddy in the face? nt alp227 Jun 2013 #2

GOVERNOR GET DOWN. nt Robb Jun 2013 #3

Wait...is that a Repub. Governor????? dixiegrrrrl Jun 2013 #30

Well, Hick's the one I was yelling at. Robb Jun 2013 #31

Wonder if antelopes get rabies? dixiegrrrrl Jun 2013 #33

Deadeye Dick can borrow my antelope costume. TheCowsCameHome Jun 2013 #4

The antelope is probably taking the least amount of risk. TheCowsCameHome Jun 2013 #12

Just put an orange vest on the antelope and Cheney will win nt geek tragedy Jun 2013 #5

And this time, adieu Jun 2013 #6

I better get sewing. I have an antelope costume to make. Ilsa Jun 2013 #7

Don't add eyeholes, we want this to be fair. TheCowsCameHome Jun 2013 #13

Yikes. I'd hate to be the guy holding the rope. nt raouldukelives Jun 2013 #8

Dead-Heart Dick MoreGOPoop Jun 2013 #9

These are great responses! El Supremo Jun 2013 #10

I await the antelope's apology. Solly Mack Jun 2013 #11

I assume the antelope will be tame and in a small, fenced-in pen Faygo Kid Jun 2013 #14

I gotta agree with that. RebelOne Jun 2013 #21

Armed antelope's are cowards. L0oniX Jun 2013 #15

Surprisingly humane of them:--the antelope are that much safer with Dick around *nt Alamuti Lotus Jun 2013 #16

Participants will be allowed additional ''personal'' protection: DeSwiss Jun 2013 #17

With Dick around and holding a gun, you need a little more protection... jmowreader Jun 2013 #50

Yikes! Just Saying Jun 2013 #18

Future Governor of the Kingdom of Wyoming, POTUS and Emperor of the Galactic Empire. freshwest Jun 2013 #19

Dress the antelope in a suit and give it a briefcase PD Turk Jun 2013 #20

One thing for sure... TRoN33 Jun 2013 #22

Damn it Half-Century Man Jun 2013 #23

2 legged Antalope, is more likely usGovOwesUs3Trillion Jun 2013 #24

Will they let the antelope out of the holding pen first? nt wandy Jun 2013 #25

Dick walking through the main house sees an antelope head on the wall *BLAM* "Uh Mr. Cheney..." underpants Jun 2013 #26

anytime Shooter is around, there is a chance he will shoot himself. olddad56 Jun 2013 #27

Cheney's Got A Gun Initech Jun 2013 #28

I wish the antelopes were armed with bazookas. forestpath Jun 2013 #29

Ditto...let the antelopes hunt these evil fuckers. SoapBox Jun 2013 #38

I hope Cheney picks another draft dodger Ted "Mr Depends" Nugent......... 4bucksagallon Jun 2013 #32

What an obscene spectacle. MotherPetrie Jun 2013 #34

I agree, how "manly" n/t hibbing Jun 2013 #36

Cheney never ceases to disgust me spiderpig Jun 2013 #40

+10000 Let's hope he needs another hospital visit before the big slaughter event wordpix Jun 2013 #44

I'd LOVE to be a participant Occulus Jun 2013 #35

haha hibbing Jun 2013 #37

Oh? Is Harry Whittington dressing up as an antelope? Or is this just for sport? nt silvershadow Jun 2013 #39

I had an Aunt that Eloped... bluedeathray Jun 2013 #41

I hope no one's around him when he shoots sakabatou Jun 2013 #42

I am guessing there won't be a lot of clamoring to be on Cheney's hunting team. yellowcanine Jun 2013 #43

prayers for sept thunderstorm w/ lightening strike on the big evil Sunlei Jun 2013 #45

antelope population way down in WY, say hunters and Nat'l Wildlife Fed wordpix Jun 2013 #46

Wish I could find that photo of James G. Watt. Paladin Jun 2013 #47

I'm sure he'll be participating from the back seat of a car. louis-t Jun 2013 #48

At least the antelope will be safe. leftyladyfrommo Jun 2013 #49

War Criminal dregstudios Jun 2013 #51