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85. And you know what Fox Noise will say:

Thu Jul 4, 2013, 12:41 PM

Jul 2013

"Many of our viewers are intrigued by the idea....." (mostly Roger, Ailes, Chris, Wallace, Neil and Cavuto)

I say go for it.

Nugent heading the Crazy Party ticket,
Palin heading the Lazy Party ticket,
Arpaio heading the Tazy Party ticket

And last but least, Rubio/Randio as the "We're Not Them" wing of the Republican Party

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert will get down on their knees and thank the Buddha every night of the campaign.

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Ted Nugent for President? The Nuge is seriously considering a 2016 run [View all] corkhead Jul 2013 OP

Running on the "Absolutely F*cking Crazy" platform? NaturalHigh Jul 2013 #1

More likely his military record. KamaAina Jul 2013 #17

Vietnam hero!!! busterbrown Jul 2013 #18

Has He Cleaned Up Since His Draft Board Interview? StevePaulson Jul 2013 #92

Not to mention his love of killing animals. vanbean Jul 2013 #106

Snow Snookie as his VP of Intelligence Running Mate! VanillaRhapsody Jul 2013 #21

"Snow Snooki" FTW!! KamaAina Jul 2013 #23

Oh please oh please!!! Daemonaquila Jul 2013 #36

Great minds ..... lark Jul 2013 #89

As wheels-off as Snooki is... awoke_in_2003 Jul 2013 #101

A dream come true for DUers. Something fresh and shiny to obsess over. Buzz Clik Jul 2013 #2

an amusing folly from the otherwise depressing lineup of current events. corkhead Jul 2013 #5

He has that many children?? darkangel218 Jul 2013 #3

"I have nine children from seven women, and I’m running for president.” Or... Buzz Clik Jul 2013 #8

"And I shit my pants to avoid military service! Vote for me!!!" - eom fleur-de-lisa Jul 2013 #24

and I like my women...well...let's just say....young! VanillaRhapsody Jul 2013 #45

That he acknowledges/knows of... bluesbassman Jul 2013 #12

Another Grifter, just like Newt vinny9698 Jul 2013 #4

That's all it is, egoistical self-aggrandizing merchandizing. nt Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2013 #76

Bang on. This clown could never win. Cobalt-60 Jul 2013 #104

Hmm, "nobody buys my music anymore so..." louis-t Jul 2013 #6

People still buy music Lordquinton Jul 2013 #117

Puleeze run as a Republican!!! longship Jul 2013 #7

Nugent can run w/ Sarah, and his good phone buddie Romney will back him. Sunlei Jul 2013 #9

He can pick Sarah Palin to run as his Veep. I bet she'd love that. kestrel91316 Jul 2013 #10

Nugent is a coward and is nuts - you know the repubs will love him! Joey Liberal Jul 2013 #11

I hope he runs third party with Palin. nt ZombieHorde Jul 2013 #13

That ticket would suck up a lot of the GOP base voters. AlinPA Jul 2013 #100

Meat Loaf as his running mate Enrique Jul 2013 #14

Oh just think of the beautiful music these two has- beens can make together. Marie Marie Jul 2013 #95

Nugent-Loaf 2016.... oh, that's too perfect BlancheSplanchnik Jul 2013 #111

Gun-totin', Zimmerman-backing Rethug Pedophiles have NO RIGHT to be president... BanTheGOP Jul 2013 #15

The rush to board Republican Clown Car 2016 begins! klook Jul 2013 #16

Oh please Oh please Oh please VanillaRhapsody Jul 2013 #19

Bwaaaaaaaaahaaaaaa! Laffy Kat Jul 2013 #32

With Sarah Palin as VP? All I can say is........... wandy Jul 2013 #20

"The Quitter And The Sh_tter"! mac56 Jul 2013 #49

DUZY!!! :) n/t adirondacker Jul 2013 #62

That About Sums It Up Mac StevePaulson Jul 2013 #94

Welcome to DU, StevePaulson, AND also adirondacker! calimary Jul 2013 #120

Bless You! n/t joesdaughter Jul 2013 #105

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! JimboBillyBubbaBob Jul 2013 #109

........ trusty elf Jul 2013 #119

"People are constantly asking him to run" Happyhippychick Jul 2013 #22

Are they throwing things at him when they "ask" that? surrealAmerican Jul 2013 #34

I get the impression you don't believe that to be true. Believe it! A Simple Game Jul 2013 #50

Good point! I want him to run too! Happyhippychick Jul 2013 #56

I'd rather he didn't. cheapdate Jul 2013 #96

They're Asking Him To Run But. . . ProfessorGAC Jul 2013 #110

And I thought they scraped the barrel with Rmoney.. Mr. David Jul 2013 #25

Saw a yahoo with Nugent for Prez sticker on his truck Monday. Hoyt Jul 2013 #26

Please don't tease us. WinstonSmith4740 Jul 2013 #27

So, in a angrychair Jul 2013 #78

Um, I could be mistaken here... WinstonSmith4740 Jul 2013 #82

On a certain level angrychair Jul 2013 #98

Make My Day! Jessy169 Jul 2013 #28

Not just in his pants, he has some for brains. appleannie1 Jul 2013 #29

I know one thing - if Ted Nugent becomes the president in 2017 RiverNoord Jul 2013 #30

Welcome to DU, RiverNoord! calimary Jul 2013 #57

Thanks - RiverNoord Jul 2013 #84

Please do it, just so we can talk about your military record! muntrv Jul 2013 #31

it would be tough for a general to takes orders from a guy who shit his pants to avoid serving yurbud Jul 2013 #42

For the kiddies: Dumb Mother.... FER!.... He's a true (reference "defacation") American! AAO Jul 2013 #33

Surprised he hasn't shot anyone "in the face" yet. arewenotdemo Jul 2013 #35

Bring it on. Bette Noir Jul 2013 #37

Could he be more delusional? merrily Jul 2013 #38

Send in the clowns! Iliyah Jul 2013 #39

he`s so bad... madrchsod Jul 2013 #40

Is there a disqualification clause for mental illness? Just askin'...nt silvershadow Jul 2013 #41

Poopy Pants for President? bearssoapbox Jul 2013 #43

PLease proceed. n/t L0oniX Jul 2013 #44

He is like The Donald and Larry Flynt. former9thward Jul 2013 #46

I'll say the same thing about him I say about all GOP/teabaggers etc. IrishAyes Jul 2013 #47

Great idea! Turbineguy Jul 2013 #48

My thoughts exactly HockeyMom Jul 2013 #51

Wonderful news! truebluegreen Jul 2013 #52

This is great. People need to see how truly repugnant he is Ilsa Jul 2013 #53

Trouser Nugget--into shitstorms before shitstorms became cool. Jackpine Radical Jul 2013 #54

Ahem. 47of74 Jul 2013 #55

Wow, what a dream ticket!! Nugent/Bachman Harry Monroe Jul 2013 #58

And his ideal running mate... DesertRat Jul 2013 #59

Aw c'mon. His picture would look lovely in the White House. nolabear Jul 2013 #60

Why not? His royalties have to be running low Nevernose Jul 2013 #61

Great! Please donate more money to economy via delusional repukes! on point Jul 2013 #63

President Pantload reporting for duty Blue Owl Jul 2013 #64

If he was elected president mysuzuki2 Jul 2013 #65

One woman was his daughter the pedophile adopted cuz he could not marry. too young. SugarShack Jul 2013 #66

Ted mstinamotorcity2 Jul 2013 #67

Ted and Sister Sarah as the Leaders of the New CONSERVATIVE GOP! YeahSureRight Jul 2013 #68

Do it Teddy. /nt Ash_F Jul 2013 #69

Suits me fine. Paladin Jul 2013 #70

I would pay to see him and Christie battle it out for..... Bonhomme Richard Jul 2013 #71

He'll run from the grave of from prison. GoCubsGo Jul 2013 #72

He probably just realized what a scam Palin runs from her "PAC" and LibGranny Jul 2013 #73

Please! azureblue Jul 2013 #74

Toilet Ted Nugent: Nine Children from Seven Women Wolf Frankula Jul 2013 #75

Nuge the Stooge will have a great run while it lasts, go for it! wordpix Jul 2013 #77

Please! Don't insult the Stooges. Fuddnik Jul 2013 #80

Comedy writers around the globe The Wizard Jul 2013 #79

What a freaking coincidence! the_chinuk Jul 2013 #81

He's following the Palin example mokawanis Jul 2013 #83

And you know what Fox Noise will say: DFW Jul 2013 #85

Please run! shenmue Jul 2013 #86

Idiocracy has officially become a documentary. marmar Jul 2013 #87

Please, please, let this be true! Whoever the Democrats run will be sporting this look: freshwest Jul 2013 #88

His history of sex with underage girls means this is over before it starts. DeschutesRiver Jul 2013 #90

I didn't notice which Party he'd run with ... JustABozoOnThisBus Jul 2013 #91

but he'd soil the good name of the country--the curtains too! nt MisterP Jul 2013 #93

Did you hear that ... bayareaboy Jul 2013 #97

Nugent/Vitter for president davidpdx Jul 2013 #99

Some politicians kiss babies rpannier Jul 2013 #102

His defication to his country is outstanding. It is hard to be more deficated than he is. appleannie1 Jul 2013 #103

great role model for GOP socalgal58 Jul 2013 #107

Depends would bankroll the campaign.(nt) ehrnst Jul 2013 #108

Nuge for President of Egypt 2013 nt wtmusic Jul 2013 #112

How about that "Libertarian Paradise" Somalia corkhead Jul 2013 #113

Oh my god, I'm going to start stocking up on popcorn right now AtheistCrusader Jul 2013 #114

lol thanks for the post. ctsnowman Jul 2013 #115

Like the president in Idiocracy... Orsino Jul 2013 #116

Silly Party. Iggo Jul 2013 #118

What a dumbass, I wouldn't hire him for a birthday party. ileus Jul 2013 #121

But Would You Hire Him to Open for a Clown Wolf Frankula Jul 2013 #123

President Camacho! MrMickeysMom Jul 2013 #122