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57. According to Andy Borowitz...

Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:38 PM

Jul 2013

Weiner Continues Sexting During Apology

After seeing the candidate snap a photo of the pants region and then send a text, reporters bombarded Mr. Weiner with questions, asking him if he had in fact just sexted.

“Yes, I did, but I swear this was the last time,” he said. “This behavior is now behind me.”

Mr. Weiner then concluded his press conference by removing his shirt and snapping a quick shot of his naked torso.

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/07/anthony-weiner-continues-sexting-during-apology.html?mbid=nl_Borowitz%20%28154%29

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Anthony Weiner Apologizes: �This Is Entirely Behind Me� [View all] onehandle Jul 2013 OP

He continued AFTER his resignation from Congress. Roselma Jul 2013 #1

I think that finishes him. You're right, he's toast. Faygo Kid Jul 2013 #13

According to Andy Borowitz... matthews Jul 2013 #57

lol nt BootinUp Jul 2013 #63

Look at her body language. This marriage is over. nt tblue37 Jul 2013 #94

That's what I was thinking but then I wondered, why would she put matthews Jul 2013 #96

All I can figure is that the Mrs. Vitter act will Ilsa Jul 2013 #101

OUCH Ash_F Jul 2013 #97

Only thing that should be 'behind you' Anthony is the boot in your ass kicking you out of NYC Purveyor Jul 2013 #2

his wife should boot him in the ass ZRT2209 Jul 2013 #4

She does not seem humiliated to me. DURHAM D Jul 2013 #8

he is not showing respect for her by continuing to engage in this behavior ZRT2209 Jul 2013 #10

In your view. AtheistCrusader Jul 2013 #40

Post removed Post removed Jul 2013 #47

That isn't very credible. The Stranger Jul 2013 #78

I have no idea the internal mechanics of their marriage. AtheistCrusader Jul 2013 #80

No, she seems humiliated. The Stranger Jul 2013 #77

In that pic she looks like she'd rather be ANYWHERE but there! CTyankee Jul 2013 #86

"It took a lot of work and a whole lot of therapy to get to a place where I could forgive Anthony u4ic Jul 2013 #100

As I told my hubby this morning tavernier Jul 2013 #74

Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner! LuckyLib Jul 2013 #98

He's lying BainsBane Jul 2013 #3

I agree... Blasphemer Jul 2013 #88

riight Adenoid_Hynkel Jul 2013 #5

Actually, Anthony, its in FRONT of you. 7962 Jul 2013 #6

An overly obvious poor choice of words in his context, I'm sure Coyotl Jul 2013 #90

HA! 7962 Jul 2013 #99

He is a habitual liar. onenote Jul 2013 #7

Mark Sanford. . .case closed. Nanjing to Seoul Jul 2013 #15

Mark Sanford got elected Katashi_itto Jul 2013 #39

He wouldn't of been elected if he was tweeting dick shots. Eom Redford Jul 2013 #65

Just running off with his mistress using taxpayer money Katashi_itto Jul 2013 #70

"This is entirely behind me . . . and I mean it this time. Text me if you geek tragedy Jul 2013 #9

I neither believe him nor care if he does it again. last1standing Jul 2013 #11

Maybe he's referring to.... Link Speed Jul 2013 #12

who cares? Does this negate all the work he does for the progressive cause? Nanjing to Seoul Jul 2013 #14

what work? He has no legislative accomplishments to his name Adenoid_Hynkel Jul 2013 #18

Now he's a right winger. It's amazing what some on this board will say Bonduel Jul 2013 #79

The effect would be the same, since he has done no work for the progressive cause geek tragedy Jul 2013 #19

No Mz Pip Jul 2013 #20

That's the beauty of the USA. Each voter gets to decide independently what's important to her/him 24601 Jul 2013 #21

And you think electing Sanford and Vitter was a good thing? NYC Liberal Jul 2013 #23

Even FDR had a mistress. I don't see the problem here. Nanjing to Seoul Jul 2013 #25

Because it shows incredibly poor judgment on his part. He already had to resign from Congress MotherPetrie Jul 2013 #36

Knowing that it is very hard to know who anyone really is on the internet, karynnj Jul 2013 #56

Those are Republicans. We have better people to choose from. Squinch Jul 2013 #31

The issue isn't the infidelity, it's that he's a pervo creeper.... devils chaplain Jul 2013 #38

He was a Clinton style Democrat until he saw the media he could get karynnj Jul 2013 #55

This guy is sick connecticut yankee Jul 2013 #16

Yep. Your political life is totally over. TheCowsCameHome Jul 2013 #17

OMG,he is a disgusting pervert Lunabelle Jul 2013 #22

I went through my dead grandmother's love letters from my grandfather when he was` Nanjing to Seoul Jul 2013 #26

Ahhh...Weiner wasn't sexting to his wife... onpatrol98 Jul 2013 #32

You think Weiner's sexting is akin to your grandparents love letters? Do you like your grandparents? Squinch Jul 2013 #34

He wasnt sexting his wife Lunabelle Jul 2013 #43

well I think most remember what was 'in front' of him azurnoir Jul 2013 #24

At this point I don't think he can win. He might get to the runoff but Quinn will beat him in the hrmjustin Jul 2013 #27

I've lost all respect for his wife michigandem58 Jul 2013 #28

She might be in on the kink 99th_Monkey Jul 2013 #30

Well, Anthony has learned at least one thing from all this 99th_Monkey Jul 2013 #29

Somehow I doubt that. DCBob Jul 2013 #33

Been thinking about the wife making comments and how odd that really is...so... Gin Jul 2013 #35

Good luck with that one. Hulk Jul 2013 #37

I do feel sorry for his wife.... onpatrol98 Jul 2013 #41

Hello, I think your post is very insightful. And I do think a counselor would probably suggest KittyWampus Jul 2013 #67

i wouldnt vote for him Garion_55 Jul 2013 #42

I am a liberal Democrat who will never vote for Anthony Weiner. kwassa Jul 2013 #44

If Mark Sanford can be "forgiven" by South Carolinans ShooterMG Jul 2013 #45

Or Vitter bahrbearian Jul 2013 #50

He would have been bad for the schools. We can't have more years Squinch Jul 2013 #46

How can anyone cheat on her? Yavin4 Jul 2013 #48

Who knows they may have an agreement. ForgoTheConsequence Jul 2013 #49

What a moron iandhr Jul 2013 #51

The details in this UK article reveal a very sick, sexually obsessed, out-of-control man. Divernan Jul 2013 #52

Nice insightful post. Alameda Jul 2013 #72

Jesus H Christ.... azbillyboy Jul 2013 #53

Intesting. I live in Nebraska. What HAS Carlos done? Thanks. nt matthews Jul 2013 #59

Dear azbillyboy, tblue Jul 2013 #60

Ultimately this is between him and his wife. AtheistCrusader Jul 2013 #85

oh fer fook's sake. Weiner just a self-promoting sleaze ball with a centrist's voting record cali Jul 2013 #91

For God's sake.... azbillyboy Aug 2013 #104

Message auto-removed Name removed Jul 2013 #54

Less concerned about Weiner's infidelity than I am that he gets his kicks exhibiting appacom Jul 2013 #58

Pay no attention to his actions, just his words, lol. nt BootinUp Jul 2013 #61

Dear Anthony, if you were wondering why I haven't donated to your campaign They_Live Jul 2013 #62

At least I got another laugh thanks to the Wiener. nt BootinUp Jul 2013 #64

Please leave forever......Please Bo Jul 2013 #66

Spare me CaptCaribbean Jul 2013 #68

Weiners little head thinking for the big head again.. Historic NY Jul 2013 #69

Get the hell out and stop embarrassing yourself and your Party. VPStoltz Jul 2013 #71

You changed the headline -- He did NOT apologize. Simply told us all to get over it. KurtNYC Jul 2013 #73

only ass shots from now on. mopinko Jul 2013 #75

I was going to post ... "And then he tweeted a pic of his ass." JoePhilly Jul 2013 #76

couldn't believe the thread got this far without that joke. mopinko Jul 2013 #81

Me too ... I was excited as I read down the list ... I was going to be the smart one. JoePhilly Jul 2013 #83

Yes, a very unfortunate choice of words on his part....."Freudian slip," perhaps? yellowcanine Jul 2013 #87

The pictures of his ass that is....nt Evasporque Jul 2013 #82

Has a politician's wife ever not stood behind her lying husband? nt abelenkpe Jul 2013 #84

Mark Sanford's wife didn't. nt tblue37 Jul 2013 #95

Very true. I think she even had to get a Ilsa Jul 2013 #102

Think its time PaulKersey Jul 2013 #89

"entirely behind me" sounds like this joke Kathie Lee told a couple of weeks ago UTUSN Jul 2013 #92

This is obviously addictive behavior. He cannot stop himself, tblue37 Jul 2013 #93

I thought it was in front of him but what do I know. Lint Head Jul 2013 #103