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Dash87

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38. You'll still be around 200 years from now, I bet.

Fri Aug 30, 2013, 08:37 PM

Aug 2013

"But Master Link Speed, how is it possible to live that long!?" a young one will ask. You'll simply put your hand on his shoulder, chuckle, and say, "Young one, I'm one of the few who have actually LIVED. Now, pour me another drink."

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A glass of wine a day may keep depression away [View all] bananas Aug 2013 OP

Drinking wine in moderation leads to a reduced risk of developing depression, according to a latest bananas Aug 2013 #1

big thing RED WINE!!!! PatrynXX Aug 2013 #3

Not good though, if you have AsahinaKimi Aug 2013 #2

A carb is a carb shanti Aug 2013 #41

Happy News for Wine Drinkers bananas Aug 2013 #4

5 to 15 grams????!!! That's not enough! alarimer Aug 2013 #5

exactly........ dhill926 Aug 2013 #36

Happily, I'll be having a glass in about an hour. nt onehandle Aug 2013 #6

NOW WE'RE TALKIN!!!!!!! cliffordu Aug 2013 #25

love a glass of red wine RainDog Aug 2013 #7

My tequila laughs at your wine Ohio Joe Aug 2013 #8

Oh crap!! Here I've been depressed all these years and never knew it!! DFW Aug 2013 #9

I think beer is the most disgusting-tasting thing EVER. Blue_In_AK Aug 2013 #11

Yeah, but that makes us the 1% and no one is allowed to be in the 1% on this board. DFW Aug 2013 #13

Lol Blue_In_AK Aug 2013 #28

Body wisdom marions ghost Aug 2013 #48

If you ever smell beer bread cooking you might grow to like the taste of beer madokie Aug 2013 #23

I used to feel that way too dflprincess Aug 2013 #42

My husband drinks that. Blue_In_AK Aug 2013 #43

Blue Moon is terrific, and I don't like beer that much. closeupready Aug 2013 #49

I don't drink at all.... Helen Borg Aug 2013 #15

Join the 1% DFW Aug 2013 #17

I'd rather smoke a joint. Blue_In_AK Aug 2013 #10

I'd rather eat a pot cookie. Don't care for smoke. Hassin Bin Sober Aug 2013 #16

I'm a brownie girl myself, though I do use tincture or smoke occasionally, lol. kestrel91316 Aug 2013 #24

you have spoken the truth...... dhill926 Aug 2013 #37

lol at the accompanying picture Enrique Aug 2013 #12

Yes and both pictures show MUCh larger 'portions' of wine then recommended. FailureToCommunicate Aug 2013 #40

i've been free basing kitty litter for years olddots Aug 2013 #14

NEW OR USED??? cliffordu Aug 2013 #26

used of course olddots Aug 2013 #47

My bases are covered Link Speed Aug 2013 #18

Fuckin' A, Baby!!! cliffordu Aug 2013 #27

lol Talk about plugging all of the holes for leaks. Dash87 Aug 2013 #31

I am pretty much bulletproof Link Speed Aug 2013 #32

You'll still be around 200 years from now, I bet. Dash87 Aug 2013 #38

Hah! Link Speed Aug 2013 #39

Might this not indicate that those without depression are more likely in Spain muriel_volestrangler Aug 2013 #19

Wine researchers say... valerief Aug 2013 #20

would two glasses a day do it for sure? gopiscrap Aug 2013 #21

No reading quickly, now!!! I thought the sub-headline read MADem Aug 2013 #22

93% Sardinian centenarians drink wine ErikJ Aug 2013 #29

I'll drink to that Champion Jack Aug 2013 #30

But six bottles of 1963 Montrachet in a day and you've really had it! longship Aug 2013 #33

This study brought to you by Politicalboi Aug 2013 #34

Hmmm...so the cause of my depression since I quit drinking demwing Aug 2013 #35

5 to 15 grams. 14 grams is half an ounce... olddad56 Aug 2013 #44

This message was self-deleted by its author gvstn Aug 2013 #45

A hit of Windowpane does it for me... nt bluedeathray Aug 2013 #46

that brings back memories. Thanks olddad56 Aug 2013 #50

What about beer? darkangel218 Aug 2013 #51

I'll drink to that study - click wordpix Aug 2013 #52