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Jack Rabbit

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23. Hey, Ayman, just get an account with JPMorganChase or Goldman Sachs

Reply to Orrex (Reply #1)

Fri Sep 13, 2013, 01:29 PM

Sep 2013

Join Legs Dimon and Pretty Boy Lloyd in buying derivatives with other people's retirement funds or swindling middle class families out of their homes. You and your pals will make a mint and meet your stated goal. In addition, America's political leaders will regard you as a pillar of society and members of Senate Committees will kiss you ass instead of hunting you down. That would be a lot easier on a man your age than running around the mountains hiding from predator drones, wouldn't it?

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Al-Qaeda Leader Calls To Bleed US Economy [View all] Purveyor Sep 2013 OP

Pffft. The 1% crowd is waaaaaay ahead of him. Orrex Sep 2013 #1

EXACTLY what I thought!!!!!!! djean111 Sep 2013 #3

+1 Really, is he using the Koch brother's playbook now? nt Live and Learn Sep 2013 #4

We need a catagory for best reply. dixiegrrrrl Sep 2013 #10

He probably has stocks invested in drones. Amonester Sep 2013 #13

Another vote for Orrex as thread winner. Brigid Sep 2013 #20

Nailed it hibbing Sep 2013 #21

Hey, Ayman, just get an account with JPMorganChase or Goldman Sachs Jack Rabbit Sep 2013 #23

Orrex gets a big old SUPER-DUPER Ditto! SoapBox Sep 2013 #29

+1 sakabatou Sep 2013 #30

! Solly Mack Sep 2013 #31

They had those orders from OBL ... and thanks to "Just Go Shopping" George W, it worked. Myrina Sep 2013 #2

GW Bush and crew beat him to it. TeamPooka Sep 2013 #5

Too late, dude. The 1% beat you to it Taverner Sep 2013 #6

Throwing $800B+ modrepub Sep 2013 #7

The GOP has Turbineguy Sep 2013 #8

Someone should send him over to DU iamthebandfanman Sep 2013 #9

He wants more drones flying around him. Amonester Sep 2013 #11

Al Qaeda has already succeeded golfguru Sep 2013 #12

Bleed the US economy? Al Qaeda has joined the Republican Party? DFW Sep 2013 #14

There's too much competition in front of them. Good luck to them. n/t tom_kelly Sep 2013 #15

Our warmongers will be too happy to oblige them. Fantastic Anarchist Sep 2013 #16

Have they been living under a rock? durablend Sep 2013 #17

Hell, Al-Qaeda, just donate to Teabagger and Koch organizations. Far more cost effective. Katashi_itto Sep 2013 #18

Can't get blood out of a turnip. Jamastiene Sep 2013 #19

I thought people who make direct threats are #1 for drone attack? Sunlei Sep 2013 #22

I am thinking they have already recruited the like Ted Cruz and Rand Paul. There are others Thinkingabout Sep 2013 #24

I wish this Al Quaida guy would just skip the middle man louis-t Sep 2013 #25

Same thing I was thinking n/t durablend Sep 2013 #26

Al Qaeda (R) xfundy Sep 2013 #27

"I urge my fellow travelers in the Great Satan's Congress to continue geek tragedy Sep 2013 #28

Ruining our economy just gives more power to the powerful people.. athenasatanjesus Sep 2013 #32

You have to admit that it worked out pretty well for them last time. JoeyT Sep 2013 #33

Xactly +1 golfguru Sep 2013 #34

Yes it has. It is spooky to read the bin Laden manifesto released right after 911 as much of his Purveyor Sep 2013 #35

In Other Words, become Republikkkans! lastlib Sep 2013 #36