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big_dog

(4,144 posts)
Fri Oct 11, 2013, 01:09 PM Oct 2013

Ted Cruz: Send a 'Search Team' If I Dont Return from the White House [View all]

Source: The Hill

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) joked that he might not be seen again after Friday’s meeting with President Obama at the White House.

"After leaving here, I'm going to be going to the White House," he said at the Values Voter Summit of religious conservative activists. "I will make a request. If I'm never seen again, please send a search and rescue team. I very much hope I don't wake up tomorrow morning among the Syrian rebels."

The line drew big laughs from the activist crowd, which ate up his attacks on the Obama administration and establishment conservatives.
Senate Republicans are meeting with Obama Friday to discuss how to raise the debt ceiling and reopen the government. Obama invited every member of the Senate Republican Conference to the meeting, including Cruz.

Cruz was one of the driving forces behind the call to defund ObamaCare in a government funding bill, which helped cause the shutdown. The senator's poll numbers have taken a hit amid the shutdown fight. A Gallup survey released Thursday showed that 26 percent have a favorable view of Cruz, while 36 percent see him unfavorably.




Read more: http://thehill.com/video/in-the-news/328011-cruz-jokes-white-house-might-ship-him-to-syria

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Pass CreekDog Oct 2013 #1
He wishes that he was that important. Faux pas Oct 2013 #2
Sorry, it's shut down, remember? Buddha_of_Wisdom Oct 2013 #3
I like this Liberalynn Oct 2013 #19
Raphael needs to know when to STFU! SCVDem Oct 2013 #4
Whooaaahhh! A real toughguy isn't he? Populist_Prole Oct 2013 #5
getting ready his fundraising appeals for the Tea Party primaries big_dog Oct 2013 #11
Maybe lsewpershad Oct 2013 #6
Send this sleeper agent back to Canada perdita9 Oct 2013 #7
Charming to the last. Arkana Oct 2013 #8
That reminds me of the joke about the two hunters. Turbineguy Oct 2013 #9
I don't get it. The Stranger Oct 2013 #29
Are you sure he's dead? BANG! Yeah, he's dead eom Maeve Oct 2013 #38
Ah, right. The Stranger Oct 2013 #45
Well he is the leader of the "Me the people" gang MyNameGoesHere Oct 2013 #10
Wow. It's all about him. tavernier Oct 2013 #12
Here you go Ted, enjoy Syria... bluesbassman Oct 2013 #13
Who in their right mind would go looking for him? TexasTowelie Oct 2013 #14
The people who shovel up roadkill for a living? n/t winter is coming Oct 2013 #31
A gnat on the ass of an elephant also thinks it is important. yellowcanine Oct 2013 #15
Only reason he wouldn't return is 'cause he'd probably try to take a swing at the President. Hong Kong Cavalier Oct 2013 #16
Dellusional Much? Liberalynn Oct 2013 #17
Disrespectful asshole. cactusfractal Oct 2013 #18
The ego is strong with this one... TomCADem Oct 2013 #20
The Smartest Kid In The Class doesn't grasp the fact...... Paladin Oct 2013 #21
How would anyone tell the difference between him and a dog poop on the White House lawn? graywarrior Oct 2013 #22
"No" JohnnyRingo Oct 2013 #23
His Delusions of his own importance are getting out of control ... Myrina Oct 2013 #24
Raphael, The Canadian Senator, should STFU !! jessie04 Oct 2013 #25
When he was born in Canada who picked up the tab?? Theyletmeeatcake2 Oct 2013 #36
He's scared Bo will eat him get the red out Oct 2013 #26
What a deluded fuckstick oswaldactedalone Oct 2013 #27
If only this were true DonCoquixote Oct 2013 #28
A search & destroy team, got it Blue Owl Oct 2013 #30
Find out if any of the Nixon White House Plumbers are still in business: freshwest Oct 2013 #32
Stop up the pipes? Yup, giant turds usually do. Marie Marie Oct 2013 #40
The way your party hates you right now Ted, that my be the only place your safe. nt Snotcicles Oct 2013 #33
This guy is a real piece of work. Dyedinthewoolliberal Oct 2013 #34
All of the search & rescue dogs refused - they don't like smelling dogsh*t tomm2thumbs Oct 2013 #35
I'm hearing Jon Stewart do his fake laugh followed by a hearty "Fuck you!" tanyev Oct 2013 #37
The Syrian rebels don't want you... awoke_in_2003 Oct 2013 #39
Carney and Obama need to start questioning this dude's sanity out loud Doctor_J Oct 2013 #41
I sure hope the Repubs run him for Prez askeptic Oct 2013 #42
They should start by checking the toilets. BlueStater Oct 2013 #43
He might need a search team, as he has certainly lost his way. olddad56 Oct 2013 #44
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