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16. Only reason he wouldn't return is 'cause he'd probably try to take a swing at the President.

Fri Oct 11, 2013, 01:56 PM

Oct 2013

Secret Service would lay his McCarthy-lookalike face on the carpet so damn fast you'd get your fiber intake for the month, you fuckstick.

I bet he wants to, too.

Sorry. I just hate Ted Cruz with the heat of a nova (to paraphrase Toby Zeigler)

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Ted Cruz: Send a 'Search Team' If I Dont Return from the White House [View all] big_dog Oct 2013 OP

Pass CreekDog Oct 2013 #1

He wishes that he was that important. Faux pas Oct 2013 #2

Sorry, it's shut down, remember? Buddha_of_Wisdom Oct 2013 #3

I like this Liberalynn Oct 2013 #19

Raphael needs to know when to STFU! SCVDem Oct 2013 #4

Whooaaahhh! A real toughguy isn't he? Populist_Prole Oct 2013 #5

getting ready his fundraising appeals for the Tea Party primaries big_dog Oct 2013 #11

Maybe lsewpershad Oct 2013 #6

Send this sleeper agent back to Canada perdita9 Oct 2013 #7

Charming to the last. Arkana Oct 2013 #8

That reminds me of the joke about the two hunters. Turbineguy Oct 2013 #9

I don't get it. The Stranger Oct 2013 #29

Are you sure he's dead? BANG! Yeah, he's dead eom Maeve Oct 2013 #38

Ah, right. The Stranger Oct 2013 #45

Well he is the leader of the "Me the people" gang MyNameGoesHere Oct 2013 #10

Wow. It's all about him. tavernier Oct 2013 #12

Here you go Ted, enjoy Syria... bluesbassman Oct 2013 #13

Who in their right mind would go looking for him? TexasTowelie Oct 2013 #14

The people who shovel up roadkill for a living? n/t winter is coming Oct 2013 #31

A gnat on the ass of an elephant also thinks it is important. yellowcanine Oct 2013 #15

Only reason he wouldn't return is 'cause he'd probably try to take a swing at the President. Hong Kong Cavalier Oct 2013 #16

Dellusional Much? Liberalynn Oct 2013 #17

Disrespectful asshole. cactusfractal Oct 2013 #18

The ego is strong with this one... TomCADem Oct 2013 #20

The Smartest Kid In The Class doesn't grasp the fact...... Paladin Oct 2013 #21

How would anyone tell the difference between him and a dog poop on the White House lawn? graywarrior Oct 2013 #22

"No" JohnnyRingo Oct 2013 #23

His Delusions of his own importance are getting out of control ... Myrina Oct 2013 #24

Raphael, The Canadian Senator, should STFU !! jessie04 Oct 2013 #25

When he was born in Canada who picked up the tab?? Theyletmeeatcake2 Oct 2013 #36

He's scared Bo will eat him get the red out Oct 2013 #26

What a deluded fuckstick oswaldactedalone Oct 2013 #27

If only this were true DonCoquixote Oct 2013 #28

A search & destroy team, got it Blue Owl Oct 2013 #30

Find out if any of the Nixon White House Plumbers are still in business: freshwest Oct 2013 #32

Stop up the pipes? Yup, giant turds usually do. Marie Marie Oct 2013 #40

The way your party hates you right now Ted, that my be the only place your safe. nt Snotcicles Oct 2013 #33

This guy is a real piece of work. Dyedinthewoolliberal Oct 2013 #34

All of the search & rescue dogs refused - they don't like smelling dogsh*t tomm2thumbs Oct 2013 #35

I'm hearing Jon Stewart do his fake laugh followed by a hearty "Fuck you!" tanyev Oct 2013 #37

The Syrian rebels don't want you... awoke_in_2003 Oct 2013 #39

Carney and Obama need to start questioning this dude's sanity out loud Doctor_J Oct 2013 #41

I sure hope the Repubs run him for Prez askeptic Oct 2013 #42

They should start by checking the toilets. BlueStater Oct 2013 #43

He might need a search team, as he has certainly lost his way. olddad56 Oct 2013 #44