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1. What an idiot asshole.

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Wed Oct 16, 2013, 05:14 PM

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Cruz: It was a �remarkable victory� until Senate Republicans caved on the shutdown [View all] Galraedia Oct 2013 OP

What an idiot asshole. Scootaloo Oct 2013 #1

That is like saying his stinking fart was a "light breeze" until the smell started wafting out of MADem Oct 2013 #2

Please, call him "Ted" or "Carnival"� regnaD kciN Oct 2013 #16

I thought the same thing. efhmc Oct 2013 #22

+1 Hayabusa Oct 2013 #30

You're right! And thanks for the beautiful pictures. freshwest Oct 2013 #51

That's "our dear Edward" in my home.... MADem Oct 2013 #76

Or you can call him "Rafael" Jim Lane Oct 2013 #78

Slater said as Leo the fart explodes with the nerve gas bomb in the tar-pit 'Silent but deadly.' freshwest Oct 2013 #53

He peed on his own feet and told everybody it was raining. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2013 #3

Awesome! Daemonaquila Oct 2013 #27

Good one n/t SayitAintSo Oct 2013 #71

Gee, Ted, if you object so much� regnaD kciN Oct 2013 #4

Absolutely! Earth_First Oct 2013 #11

What a dingbat! He really thinks he won? redstatebluegirl Oct 2013 #5

Well 2naSalit Oct 2013 #14

No recall in Texas. efhmc Oct 2013 #18

Dang it! nt 2naSalit Oct 2013 #28

Of course he thinks he's won. KatyaR Oct 2013 #57

well the American people have "risen up" Ted azurnoir Oct 2013 #6

"It was a remarkable victory until we were soundly routed!" (nt) Posteritatis Oct 2013 #7

I can just see him, waving his cardboard sword Aerows Oct 2013 #12

Cruz: It was a �remarkable victory� until ... Snake Plissken Oct 2013 #8

Well, Ted, you rattled the sabres well Aerows Oct 2013 #9

Pitchforks4U Ted! 2naSalit Oct 2013 #10

He finds the death of his party in the eyes of the youth remarkable? Miranda4peace Oct 2013 #13

delusional piece of SHIT Skittles Oct 2013 #15

So now hes channelling Bahgdad Bob? HooptieWagon Oct 2013 #17

Mu uncle told me Jap propaganda had their forces sink ships over and over again. Archae Oct 2013 #39

Ah, yes. Just like we keep killing AQ's #2 guy. nt HooptieWagon Oct 2013 #56

actually, that one might not be the best example Bodhi BloodWave Oct 2013 #73

sort of a Hitler wanna be. olddad56 Oct 2013 #19

We hand out immense power in thise country to practically anyone Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #20

give him enough rope... he will hang himself. olddad56 Oct 2013 #65

True Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #67

TED CRUZ OWNS THIS... yuiyoshida Oct 2013 #21

LOL! Berlin Expat Oct 2013 #48

That says that there were lots of Mad Hatters and March Hares at that tea party Art_from_Ark Oct 2013 #79

In other words - WAAAAAAAAAAH! Daemonaquila Oct 2013 #23

In the immortal words of the Black Knight: "It's just a flesh wound' exboyfil Oct 2013 #24

Cruz has green eggs and ham on his face. Major Hogwash Oct 2013 #25

+1! sheshe2 Oct 2013 #58

They really need to increase compensation for those elected to the U.S. House and Senate. Gore1FL Oct 2013 #26

Is this going to be the new meme now? Phlem Oct 2013 #29

As Cato said to Pompey as they fled Rome... Ino Oct 2013 #31

Senator Ted Sheen Lasher Oct 2013 #32

Delusion and Denial bucolic_frolic Oct 2013 #33

Who the hell does this dimwit think he is kidding?! D23MIURG23 Oct 2013 #34

Those white flags you see aren't symbols of victory, Ted. n/t TheCowsCameHome Oct 2013 #35

I bet General Custer said something similar PeoViejo Oct 2013 #36

Thelma and Louise had a remarkable drive until they went over the cliff. tanyev Oct 2013 #37

Found your Waterloo didja Ted? bluesbassman Oct 2013 #38

"You arrogant Ass!" PeoViejo Oct 2013 #40

And otherwise, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? nolabear Oct 2013 #41

Cruz thinks the world would be perfect if everybody did it his way. nyquil_man Oct 2013 #42

16 days of a government shutdown is an achievement, to Cruz muriel_volestrangler Oct 2013 #43

I am glad he hasn't stopped.... Stuart G Oct 2013 #44

This isn't a popular opinion in lib circles, but I blame the voters. radhika Oct 2013 #45

I was a multi-millionaire... liberalmuse Oct 2013 #46

Oh, a whiney Republicon loser. How familiar is that? Berlum Oct 2013 #47

THE MAN is dead serious folk, benld74 Oct 2013 #49

Resemblance? MSMITH33156 Oct 2013 #50

It seemed like a remarkable victory, until it started feeling like getting your teeth DisgustipatedinCA Oct 2013 #52

Cruz-Palin or Palin-Cruz? Ghost Dog Oct 2013 #61

Cruz as the nominee, Palin as Education Secretary (not to worry, they'll kill the department) DisgustipatedinCA Oct 2013 #62

This guy is such a gem! truthisfreedom Oct 2013 #54

What a delusional jerk kimbutgar Oct 2013 #55

Lolol, if that is his idea of a remarkable victory, Jamastiene Oct 2013 #59

FuckNutBagCanadianCuban. nt onehandle Oct 2013 #60

Cruz: "What, behind the rabbit?" Miles Archer Oct 2013 #63

Welcome to DU gopiscrap Oct 2013 #72

you gotta love this guy..... if you are John Stewart, Letterman, or Leno. olddad56 Oct 2013 #64

Someone needs to stick a fork in Cruz liberal N proud Oct 2013 #66

I would have never thought Dopers_Greed Oct 2013 #68

His idea of "victory" involves a lot of suffering inflicted on others. gtar100 Oct 2013 #69

A 'Remarkable victory' for his own bank accounts... $24 Billion for taxpayers :( Amonester Oct 2013 #70

Texas Ted! mia Oct 2013 #74

Judging by the House vote numbers, yeah, not so much, Tedders n/t melody Oct 2013 #75

Thank you Ted for helping the House lovuian Oct 2013 #77