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Berlin Expat

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48. LOL!

Wed Oct 16, 2013, 06:34 PM

Oct 2013

When Pat Robertson says you've gone too far, well, that pretty much says it all. Sort of like that time the KKK disassociated themselves from the Westboro Baptist Church.

I suppose even outright lunatics like Robertson and the KKK can tell when "there's just something not right in the head with them folks over there....."

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Cruz: It was a �remarkable victory� until Senate Republicans caved on the shutdown [View all] Galraedia Oct 2013 OP

What an idiot asshole. Scootaloo Oct 2013 #1

That is like saying his stinking fart was a "light breeze" until the smell started wafting out of MADem Oct 2013 #2

Please, call him "Ted" or "Carnival"� regnaD kciN Oct 2013 #16

I thought the same thing. efhmc Oct 2013 #22

+1 Hayabusa Oct 2013 #30

You're right! And thanks for the beautiful pictures. freshwest Oct 2013 #51

That's "our dear Edward" in my home.... MADem Oct 2013 #76

Or you can call him "Rafael" Jim Lane Oct 2013 #78

Slater said as Leo the fart explodes with the nerve gas bomb in the tar-pit 'Silent but deadly.' freshwest Oct 2013 #53

He peed on his own feet and told everybody it was raining. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2013 #3

Awesome! Daemonaquila Oct 2013 #27

Good one n/t SayitAintSo Oct 2013 #71

Gee, Ted, if you object so much� regnaD kciN Oct 2013 #4

Absolutely! Earth_First Oct 2013 #11

What a dingbat! He really thinks he won? redstatebluegirl Oct 2013 #5

Well 2naSalit Oct 2013 #14

No recall in Texas. efhmc Oct 2013 #18

Dang it! nt 2naSalit Oct 2013 #28

Of course he thinks he's won. KatyaR Oct 2013 #57

well the American people have "risen up" Ted azurnoir Oct 2013 #6

"It was a remarkable victory until we were soundly routed!" (nt) Posteritatis Oct 2013 #7

I can just see him, waving his cardboard sword Aerows Oct 2013 #12

Cruz: It was a �remarkable victory� until ... Snake Plissken Oct 2013 #8

Well, Ted, you rattled the sabres well Aerows Oct 2013 #9

Pitchforks4U Ted! 2naSalit Oct 2013 #10

He finds the death of his party in the eyes of the youth remarkable? Miranda4peace Oct 2013 #13

delusional piece of SHIT Skittles Oct 2013 #15

So now hes channelling Bahgdad Bob? HooptieWagon Oct 2013 #17

Mu uncle told me Jap propaganda had their forces sink ships over and over again. Archae Oct 2013 #39

Ah, yes. Just like we keep killing AQ's #2 guy. nt HooptieWagon Oct 2013 #56

actually, that one might not be the best example Bodhi BloodWave Oct 2013 #73

sort of a Hitler wanna be. olddad56 Oct 2013 #19

We hand out immense power in thise country to practically anyone Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #20

give him enough rope... he will hang himself. olddad56 Oct 2013 #65

True Kelvin Mace Oct 2013 #67

TED CRUZ OWNS THIS... yuiyoshida Oct 2013 #21

LOL! Berlin Expat Oct 2013 #48

That says that there were lots of Mad Hatters and March Hares at that tea party Art_from_Ark Oct 2013 #79

In other words - WAAAAAAAAAAH! Daemonaquila Oct 2013 #23

In the immortal words of the Black Knight: "It's just a flesh wound' exboyfil Oct 2013 #24

Cruz has green eggs and ham on his face. Major Hogwash Oct 2013 #25

+1! sheshe2 Oct 2013 #58

They really need to increase compensation for those elected to the U.S. House and Senate. Gore1FL Oct 2013 #26

Is this going to be the new meme now? Phlem Oct 2013 #29

As Cato said to Pompey as they fled Rome... Ino Oct 2013 #31

Senator Ted Sheen Lasher Oct 2013 #32

Delusion and Denial bucolic_frolic Oct 2013 #33

Who the hell does this dimwit think he is kidding?! D23MIURG23 Oct 2013 #34

Those white flags you see aren't symbols of victory, Ted. n/t TheCowsCameHome Oct 2013 #35

I bet General Custer said something similar PeoViejo Oct 2013 #36

Thelma and Louise had a remarkable drive until they went over the cliff. tanyev Oct 2013 #37

Found your Waterloo didja Ted? bluesbassman Oct 2013 #38

"You arrogant Ass!" PeoViejo Oct 2013 #40

And otherwise, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? nolabear Oct 2013 #41

Cruz thinks the world would be perfect if everybody did it his way. nyquil_man Oct 2013 #42

16 days of a government shutdown is an achievement, to Cruz muriel_volestrangler Oct 2013 #43

I am glad he hasn't stopped.... Stuart G Oct 2013 #44

This isn't a popular opinion in lib circles, but I blame the voters. radhika Oct 2013 #45

I was a multi-millionaire... liberalmuse Oct 2013 #46

Oh, a whiney Republicon loser. How familiar is that? Berlum Oct 2013 #47

THE MAN is dead serious folk, benld74 Oct 2013 #49

Resemblance? MSMITH33156 Oct 2013 #50

It seemed like a remarkable victory, until it started feeling like getting your teeth DisgustipatedinCA Oct 2013 #52

Cruz-Palin or Palin-Cruz? Ghost Dog Oct 2013 #61

Cruz as the nominee, Palin as Education Secretary (not to worry, they'll kill the department) DisgustipatedinCA Oct 2013 #62

This guy is such a gem! truthisfreedom Oct 2013 #54

What a delusional jerk kimbutgar Oct 2013 #55

Lolol, if that is his idea of a remarkable victory, Jamastiene Oct 2013 #59

FuckNutBagCanadianCuban. nt onehandle Oct 2013 #60

Cruz: "What, behind the rabbit?" Miles Archer Oct 2013 #63

Welcome to DU gopiscrap Oct 2013 #72

you gotta love this guy..... if you are John Stewart, Letterman, or Leno. olddad56 Oct 2013 #64

Someone needs to stick a fork in Cruz liberal N proud Oct 2013 #66

I would have never thought Dopers_Greed Oct 2013 #68

His idea of "victory" involves a lot of suffering inflicted on others. gtar100 Oct 2013 #69

A 'Remarkable victory' for his own bank accounts... $24 Billion for taxpayers :( Amonester Oct 2013 #70

Texas Ted! mia Oct 2013 #74

Judging by the House vote numbers, yeah, not so much, Tedders n/t melody Oct 2013 #75

Thank you Ted for helping the House lovuian Oct 2013 #77