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KansDem

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7. Please! Please! Can I have this job?!!

Reply to jakeXT (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2013, 11:19 AM

Nov 2013

Under the new law an offence is committed if the odour is detectable when the smoke is mixed with seven times the volume of clean air

Ofc. KansDem, have you detected cannabis coming from that house?
Yeah...yeah...just a few more hits, er, "detections"...I want to be absolutely certain. Yeah...yeah...

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Police use 'nose telescope' for cannabis odour mapping [View all] jakeXT Nov 2013 OP

My God...Professor Farnsworth's Smelloscope is real! Arkana Nov 2013 #1

I'm pretty sure anthropoligists will one day Blue_Tires Nov 2013 #12

Don't forget, you still have Zoidberg. Arkana Nov 2013 #33

As long as you don't make me smell Uranus. Nine Nov 2013 #20

I'm sorry, Fry, but that planet was renamed in 2620 Arkana Nov 2013 #32

One word... yesphan Nov 2013 #2

Dear fascist, give it a fucking break. Schema Thing Nov 2013 #3

The OP is sensationalistic kristopher Nov 2013 #8

ah. thanks. Schema Thing Nov 2013 #10

This message was self-deleted by its author Trillo Nov 2013 #14

Ha..I read Ben STILLER LiberalLovinLug Nov 2013 #18

Man somebody needs to give those officials in Denver something to do snooper2 Nov 2013 #4

Wow that thing could hold a lotta blow Blue Owl Nov 2013 #5

Everyone should get themselves a pet... freebrew Nov 2013 #6

Now if we could only find pot that smells that good Politicalboi Nov 2013 #27

Please! Please! Can I have this job?!! KansDem Nov 2013 #7

I was just reminded of the "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers.." Archae Nov 2013 #9

YES! I immediately thought of that! Gruenemann Nov 2013 #11

I think you're right. Archae Nov 2013 #13

"There's only one thing about Mexican food and beer." says Fat Freddie as he lifts his leg and woofless Nov 2013 #19

I thought of that right away too Cirque du So-What Nov 2013 #31

If plants are grown in a greenhouse or indoors, the odor can be eliminated with ozone generators Trillo Nov 2013 #15

What about the pungent odor of my neighbor's lilacs? Maedhros Nov 2013 #16

Or their baby's diaper... Or Dad's B.O. tridim Nov 2013 #28

Yes, but you'd really have to loathe marijuana to compare its smell to dirty diapers. Trillo Nov 2013 #36

It's my favorite odor on Earth. :) tridim Nov 2013 #37

Does the ordinance apply to other odors as well? surrealAmerican Nov 2013 #17

It's about the joint man. Now let me extrapolate YOHABLO Nov 2013 #21

Thisis fucking absurd. thefool_wa Nov 2013 #22

Exploring new income streams..... DeSwiss Nov 2013 #24

It's deplorable. thefool_wa Nov 2013 #25

We have too many FUCKING POLICE DeSwiss Nov 2013 #23

Eliminates Byrne Grants and transfers of military equiptment to local police. Dawson Leery Nov 2013 #26

WTF Phlem Nov 2013 #29

How long until a false positive.... HooptieWagon Nov 2013 #30

$2000 fine for anyone found guilty of polluting the atmoshpere. .. olddad56 Nov 2013 #34

^^ exactly! Locrian Nov 2013 #35

Well, it gives the nay-sayers, prudes, abolitionists, holier-than-thou freaks 99th_Monkey Nov 2013 #38

Vape! 1000words Nov 2013 #39

A joint gives off the most scent because it's constantly burning. nyquil_man Nov 2013 #40