GOP men tutored in running against women

[JoePhilly]

6. I got a summary of their bullet points ...

1) Don't call them chicks, babe, toots, or sweetie. Skirts hate that.

2) Do not discuss or mention rape or abortion, ever. You know nothing about these topics.

3) Under no circumstances are you to discuss any aspect of "lady parts".

4) Do not touch them. And if they happen to touch you, try to not act creepy in response.

5) If they appear to be alone, do not ask them "Hey, where is your husband?". If you forget and you do ask that question, don't WINK WINK afterwards.

6) When answering their questions, do not direct your answers to their husband if he is there. Speak to them directly, but again, try not to act creepy.

7) Remember, and this can't be stressed enough, don't act creepy.

8) Avoid comments regarding their appearance, like "Nice rack", or phrases of surprise regarding their appearance like "Wow, hubba hubba".

9) Do not tell single women who don't have kids ... "Hey, tick tock, tick tock!"

10) Do not ask them to get you a drink or make you a sandwich.

Importantly, these rules apply to all group settings, or situations in which you are potentially being recorded.

These rules do not apply and can be disregarded if you are alone with the woman.