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36. Texas has a person who is even nuttier than Ian Bayne (Robertson is a prophet and speaks for G-D)

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Tue Dec 24, 2013, 01:24 PM

Dec 2013

One of the GOP candidates for Lt. Governor in Texas is even nuttier than Ian Bayne. Dan Patrick is a state senator who thinks that G-d speaks through Phil Robertson. http://www.juanitajean.com/2013/12/24/dan-patrick-is-going-for-the-craziest-sumbitch-in-texas-award/

Texas State Senator Dan Patrick is becoming the Goofball Whisperer.

He’s running for Lt. Governor in the Terror Trifecta of incumbent David Dewhurst, Patrick, and the usual holder of the Holy Crap, What’s He Thinking? ....

So, answer me this. If that was God talking, why does he use words he wouldn’t use? You’re cruising for a headache on this one, Honey. If I ever call you on the phone and I’m using words I normally don’t use and sound like somebody from Boston, it probably ain’t me.

You know, when Moses came down from the mountain, God’s words were inscribed in stone, not gibbered through some guy who thought slavery was pretty damn cool for African Americans.

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Ian Bayne, GOP Congressional Candidate: 'Duck Dynasty Star Is Rosa Parks Of Our Generation' [View all] Nanjing to Seoul Dec 2013 OP

he is the Rosa Parks weissmam Dec 2013 #1

He is to... abakan Dec 2013 #15

Ian Bayne, GOP Congressional Candidate. Why should I care? GOP=pathetic YOHABLO Dec 2013 #2

lordy lordy lordy Voice for Peace Dec 2013 #3

Aren't you sick of them? savalez Dec 2013 #4

huh ? allan01 Dec 2013 #5

Ian Bayne is an asshole geomon666 Dec 2013 #6

Brawawaaaa.. duckdyNASTY took a Stand Cha Dec 2013 #7

GAH! Plucketeer Dec 2013 #30

deep. deep insult to the memory of Rosa Parks heaven05 Dec 2013 #8

These people have no shame yourmovemonkey Dec 2013 #10

Idiotic Roarybeans Dec 2013 #44

Flat-out nuts. n/t MrModerate Dec 2013 #9

Conservatism Playbook, pg 1 : King_Klonopin Dec 2013 #11

He is just like her... Orsino Dec 2013 #12

Go for it, Ian. toby jo Dec 2013 #13

No, he is nothing like my namesake. Rozlee Dec 2013 #14

Sorry, but Ian Bayne is a fucking idiot. Enthusiast Dec 2013 #16

This guy is just a couple of blocks away from murielm99 Dec 2013 #17

I thought Rosa Parks ENDED racism underpants Dec 2013 #18

ummm rtracey Dec 2013 #19

OMFG. What an insult to Rosa Parks and an insult to justice. catbyte Dec 2013 #20

These people are dumber than bricks. nt TBF Dec 2013 #21

Making the nation safe for bigoted assholes once again! enki23 Dec 2013 #22

Phil Robertson for GOP POTUS! Line em up. L0oniX Dec 2013 #23

Lunch Counter tomorrow packman Dec 2013 #24

Rosa Parks got fired from a reality TV show? I never knew. tclambert Dec 2013 #25

Amazing how these whack jobs always tarnish the name of Rosa Parks to justify.... George II Dec 2013 #26

Manuals. I suspect it is. GOPer tactic is to commandeer an icon of progressives... Eleanors38 Dec 2013 #29

This is when they aren't calling her a communist treestar Dec 2013 #53

Rosa Parks, I was thinking more like Timothy McVeigh santamargarita Dec 2013 #27

Only similarity: Both were armed. But for different reasons. Eleanors38 Dec 2013 #28

Dear Mr Bayne.. sendero Dec 2013 #31

Thanks, I just fucking threw up in my mouth a little. AtheistCrusader Dec 2013 #32

Did the chauffeur tell Phil which seat he had to use in the Limo? JustABozoOnThisBus Dec 2013 #33

Maybe he had Turbineguy Dec 2013 #34

Attention GOP 47of74 Dec 2013 #35

Texas has a person who is even nuttier than Ian Bayne (Robertson is a prophet and speaks for G-D) Gothmog Dec 2013 #36

That's just... Wow. christx30 Dec 2013 #37

Yes. MountainMama Dec 2013 #51

"But it's my constitutional right christx30 Dec 2013 #56

Yeah sure, that's the ticket The Wizard Dec 2013 #38

STOP IT THE WIZARD Skittles Dec 2013 #39

I'd like to be the first bus driver... HoosierCowboy Dec 2013 #40

Time to bring out my favorite pie chart EvolveOrConvolve Dec 2013 #41

Some people PasadenaTrudy Dec 2013 #42

The Daffy Duck of our generation. daleo Dec 2013 #43

Anyone TNNurse Dec 2013 #45

Yes hate speech is seen as brave lunasun Dec 2013 #46

Another republican candidate puts foot in mouth, then shoots self in same foot, eliminating Zorra Dec 2013 #47

what a dumbass gopiscrap Dec 2013 #48

absolutely insane. this fool would not have supported rosa parks noiretextatique Dec 2013 #49

rednecks are being persecuted by not being allowed to persecute others yurbud Dec 2013 #50

There are no words for how twisted that is treestar Dec 2013 #52

Ugh, that makes me want to.... Initech Dec 2013 #54

Rev. Jesse Jackson has best response to this idiot Gothmog Dec 2013 #55

Yeah...okay... KansDem Dec 2013 #57

And Todd Akin let out a slight grin, muttering "wow someone finally topped my stupidity". (nt) anti partisan Dec 2013 #58