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ElboRuum

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43. My Walkman?

Fri Dec 27, 2013, 05:27 PM

Dec 2013

1983 called, it wants my Walkman and your Evangelist Coiff back.

Anyway, there is a third option here, so let's just make sure we're all on the same page.

I can...

A) Stuff my Walkman in my ears
B) Leave the country
C) Tell you to "jam it", go "neener neener neener" up in your face, then give you a wet willy.

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Pastor John Hagee to Atheists: Gladly Accept My Christmas Tidings or �Leave The Country� [View all] big_dog Dec 2013 OP

Neah neah-neah neah neah booga booga booga. . . DinahMoeHum Dec 2013 #1

megachurch preacher should take Matthew 6:6 and stuff it in his ass frylock Dec 2013 #2

John Hagee is cordially invited to go fuck himself..... Fuddnik Dec 2013 #3

ouch BadGimp Dec 2013 #25

I guess Christianity as a religion has met its membership goals TlalocW Dec 2013 #4

He's got a lock on the stupid, gullible, and angry. Frank Cannon Dec 2013 #40

He's not done shearing the sheep warrant46 Dec 2013 #5

Pope Francis wins again. onehandle Dec 2013 #6

Pope Francis: �All Religions are True� big_dog Dec 2013 #10

A Walkman? Hello 1986. JaneyVee Dec 2013 #7

yes, that's pretty hysterical. yes, mr. hagee technology has moved on without you. YOHABLO Dec 2013 #14

My tax dollars subsidize Pastor Hagee's church. jmowreader Dec 2013 #8

That Hagee, always the charmer. Bette Noir Dec 2013 #9

What a fine, outstanding example of a Christian he is. Appears he has only read selections from the gtar100 Dec 2013 #11

Their version of Christanity comes from the book christx30 Dec 2013 #44

What an ignorant, unChristianlike man he is. IMHO. kiranon Dec 2013 #12

So what would Jesus do? olddad56 Dec 2013 #13

^^^This^^^ freshwest Dec 2013 #42

They are TERRIFIED od us and I love it. broadcaster75201 Dec 2013 #15

Why does Hagee hate US Navy, Fox News, Republicans, Army, Pres. Reagan, Perry Como, Catholics? Bernardo de La Paz Dec 2013 #16

I doubt Hagee would know a real Chrisitian if he even saw it big_dog Dec 2013 #18

$300,000 and $1,000,000 Bernardo de La Paz Dec 2013 #20

Everyone knows Perry Como... awoke_in_2003 Dec 2013 #35

Some day Turbineguy Dec 2013 #17

To Pastor John Hagee, the same constitution which affords you the opportunity to religious Thinkingabout Dec 2013 #19

He should go cry on Jerry Foulball's shoulder.....wherever that is Helen Highwater Dec 2013 #21

A new squad of grifters will just take their place. Frank Cannon Dec 2013 #41

Dear John, Hong Kong Cavalier Dec 2013 #22

Nom calla bim halla callama backa demosinka walla walla Lint Head Dec 2013 #23

What is a good Christian like Hagee...... JohnyCanuck Dec 2013 #24

He's right about one thing - it's time for the majority to "rule" the nation tularetom Dec 2013 #26

Who cares what this charlatan thinks? neverforget Dec 2013 #27

Ahhhhhhh shaaaaadaaaaapppppppp!!!! AAO Dec 2013 #28

My response: no. Deep13 Dec 2013 #29

W#hat would he say or do if he met Christ today, and not in heaven. hollysmom Dec 2013 #30

Hey Preacher Money-Grubber... SoapBox Dec 2013 #31

Hagee Hatey Heart - a parody of a Billy Ray Cyrus song alp227 Dec 2013 #32

How about he accepts my foot in his ass. geomon666 Dec 2013 #33

Sounds like Santa brought John a spiffy new straw man for X-Mas nt MrScorpio Dec 2013 #34

he's a con man Skittles Dec 2013 #36

So what was Hagee's rake this week? Earth_First Dec 2013 #37

Go fuck yourself, John. sakabatou Dec 2013 #38

I can smell his rotting breath from here. truthisfreedom Dec 2013 #39

My Walkman? ElboRuum Dec 2013 #43