Rep. Louie Gohmert: I’m no prophet but Netanyahu could be the next King David

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27. Juanita Jean could not resist commenting on Louie's latest act of stupidity

http://www.juanitajean.com/2014/01/20/yeah-who-begat-hezekiah/

If you were to sit down and make a list of anyplace you’d be willing to go, I’ll bet my best pair of pink boots that the South Carolina Tea Party Convention in Myrtle Beach would be last place. Yeah, even below Charades Night at Dick Cheney’s House.

But, you missed a treat. Louie Gohmert spoke at the South Carolina Tea Party Convention in Myrtle Beach. He got himself filled with the Holy Spirit and went on a tour of Exodus, Chronicles, Isaiah, and Leviticus through all the begets and stonings, to arrive at praise deemed high enough for Benjamin Netanyahu.

Louie believes Netanyahu will be as prized as King Soloman and King David, who, you know, kinda wrote the book on this kinging stuff.

And Louie was so damn eloquent about it …

“I told [Netanyahu], and some people think this is crazy and meddling — apparently from the reaction some of y’all actually know who I am — but I told the prime minister, I said, ‘I mentioned this to you in 2009′ — we met a couple of times since then, but anyway — ‘I mentioned this to you in 2009 and I want to reiterate it, I think, I’m not a prophet, I know the Old Testament, I know history, I think you’ve got a chance to be one of Israel’s great leaders.’”

“I said, ‘I am talking about all time. The big ones. Going back to David, to Solomon, up through Josiah, Hezekiah until the end, on up through Ben Gurion …”

As a side note, Louie does know that King David had 8 consorts, right? I mean, there goes that whole sanctity of marriage thing right there.

I am certain that Netanyahu was high flattered to be called so lofty by a crazy old man from the Green Acres Baptist Church in Tyler, Texas, who can’t hardly talk English, which is kinda sad since English is the only language he speaks.

Louie is no prophet and there will be no Book of Louie added to the Old or New Testament.