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39. Have you seen a picture of the statue of David in Florence, dumbass?

Reply to Judi Lynn (Original post)

Mon Jan 20, 2014, 07:09 PM

Jan 2014

He doesn't look like no Netanyahu to me.

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Rep. Louie Gohmert: I�m no prophet but Netanyahu could be the next King David [View all] Judi Lynn Jan 2014 OP

What the hell? shenmue Jan 2014 #1

It's the New Revised Bible according to Louie Gohmert warrant46 Jan 2014 #34

There is only one proper response. Behind the Aegis Jan 2014 #2

+1 These people Heather MC Jan 2014 #14

Anybody who would hold David or Solomon up as a role model . . . Brigid Jan 2014 #50

Are you saying.... Heather MC Jan 2014 #55

Don't laugh for too long - this person holds power, yet is need of a mental inquest proceeding. The Stranger Jan 2014 #3

Really? davidthegnome Jan 2014 #4

And I'm no Jim Henson, but I think we may be looking at the next Muppet. Nt pkdu Jan 2014 #5

Classic dipsydoodle Jan 2014 #29

I found a few of his marbles JustAnotherGen Jan 2014 #6

Is he one of those Second comers who believe that IF they just get that temple rebuilt in Isreal diabeticman Jan 2014 #7

There's a long list of things they need to do to get Jesus to come back jmowreader Jan 2014 #17

There's the trouble of Jesus himself sakabatou Jan 2014 #22

Something someone here tries... jmowreader Jan 2014 #44

That's an interesting question sakabatou Jan 2014 #54

Well, they're red on the inside so they're at least halfway. eggplant Jan 2014 #36

I still want to know what he and Bachman were doing in Egypt recently. TwilightGardener Jan 2014 #8

Checking for extradition treaties jmowreader Jan 2014 #18

I am no Frank L. Baum rurallib Jan 2014 #9

Considering King David was a bloodthirsty warrior king, he Cleita Jan 2014 #10

Beat me to it! :) polichick Jan 2014 #26

+1 jsr Jan 2014 #49

He needs to declare for 2016 now. onehandle Jan 2014 #11

Of course you're not a prophet, Louie Spirochete Jan 2014 #12

I must know... jmowreader Jan 2014 #45

If he said it Spirochete Jan 2014 #47

I completely agree...he's no prophet. nt Deep13 Jan 2014 #13

I am no prophet... Kelvin Mace Jan 2014 #15

I'm not a prophet either, but I'm smart enough to know that Autumn Jan 2014 #16

+1 sakabatou Jan 2014 #21

you mean a Jewish Palestinian, Louie? MisterP Jan 2014 #19

*headdesk* sakabatou Jan 2014 #20

That's world class brown-nosing - as good as anything North Korea can produce muriel_volestrangler Jan 2014 #23

i thought he was a christian? madrchsod Jan 2014 #24

The Jews do not claim Louie Gothmog Jan 2014 #28

I once conversed with Moses, Jesus and King Solomon cosmicone Jan 2014 #25

Juanita Jean could not resist commenting on Louie's latest act of stupidity Gothmog Jan 2014 #27

And Louie Gohmert may be the stupidest person in the US Congress The Second Stone Jan 2014 #30

No, the second stupidest... regnaD kciN Jan 2014 #52

More like : "King Ding Dong" 1000words Jan 2014 #31

Hey Gohmert! Brigid Jan 2014 #32

Convention notemason Jan 2014 #33

Well I'm no brewmaster, but I know what a six pack looks like when it's short a few bottles. bluesbassman Jan 2014 #35

this presents a real dilemma.... magical thyme Jan 2014 #37

I'm no expert, but Goober may be a few McNuggets short of a Happy Meal Lil Missy Jan 2014 #38

Have you seen a picture of the statue of David in Florence, dumbass? Rozlee Jan 2014 #39

The Urban Dictionary has a definition of a Ghomert Gothmog Jan 2014 #40

No, he's not a prophet. He's still an idiot. QuestForSense Jan 2014 #41

Louie Gomert reminds me of King Candy for Wreck it Ralph. bravenak Jan 2014 #42

Every time this guy Baalzamon Jan 2014 #43

So, whose wife is Bibi the Yahoo fucking? Tom Ripley Jan 2014 #46

Knows his Old Testament history, huh? classof56 Jan 2014 #48

Actually, Ahab was AFTER the split... regnaD kciN Jan 2014 #53

I don't know how religious Netanyahu is... regnaD kciN Jan 2014 #51

And in that day the LORD sent the Prophet Louie-Louie..... DeSwiss Jan 2014 #56

I thought this was the Onion. We should make that a verb, like "that righty Onioned us again." yurbud Jan 2014 #57