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44. Something someone here tries...

Mon Jan 20, 2014, 08:56 PM

Jan 2014

I don't remember who it was, but this person said they liked to ask fundies this question: what will you do if you get to Heaven and meet Jesus, and you don't like him?

Since the Jesus of the Bible is so radically different from the Jesus they like to beat people over the head with (he probably would eat with gays and lesbians just as he ate with prostitutes), they probably wouldn't like him.

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Rep. Louie Gohmert: I�m no prophet but Netanyahu could be the next King David [View all] Judi Lynn Jan 2014 OP

What the hell? shenmue Jan 2014 #1

It's the New Revised Bible according to Louie Gohmert warrant46 Jan 2014 #34

There is only one proper response. Behind the Aegis Jan 2014 #2

+1 These people Heather MC Jan 2014 #14

Anybody who would hold David or Solomon up as a role model . . . Brigid Jan 2014 #50

Are you saying.... Heather MC Jan 2014 #55

Don't laugh for too long - this person holds power, yet is need of a mental inquest proceeding. The Stranger Jan 2014 #3

Really? davidthegnome Jan 2014 #4

And I'm no Jim Henson, but I think we may be looking at the next Muppet. Nt pkdu Jan 2014 #5

Classic dipsydoodle Jan 2014 #29

I found a few of his marbles JustAnotherGen Jan 2014 #6

Is he one of those Second comers who believe that IF they just get that temple rebuilt in Isreal diabeticman Jan 2014 #7

There's a long list of things they need to do to get Jesus to come back jmowreader Jan 2014 #17

There's the trouble of Jesus himself sakabatou Jan 2014 #22

Something someone here tries... jmowreader Jan 2014 #44

That's an interesting question sakabatou Jan 2014 #54

Well, they're red on the inside so they're at least halfway. eggplant Jan 2014 #36

I still want to know what he and Bachman were doing in Egypt recently. TwilightGardener Jan 2014 #8

Checking for extradition treaties jmowreader Jan 2014 #18

I am no Frank L. Baum rurallib Jan 2014 #9

Considering King David was a bloodthirsty warrior king, he Cleita Jan 2014 #10

Beat me to it! :) polichick Jan 2014 #26

+1 jsr Jan 2014 #49

He needs to declare for 2016 now. onehandle Jan 2014 #11

Of course you're not a prophet, Louie Spirochete Jan 2014 #12

I must know... jmowreader Jan 2014 #45

If he said it Spirochete Jan 2014 #47

I completely agree...he's no prophet. nt Deep13 Jan 2014 #13

I am no prophet... Kelvin Mace Jan 2014 #15

I'm not a prophet either, but I'm smart enough to know that Autumn Jan 2014 #16

+1 sakabatou Jan 2014 #21

you mean a Jewish Palestinian, Louie? MisterP Jan 2014 #19

*headdesk* sakabatou Jan 2014 #20

That's world class brown-nosing - as good as anything North Korea can produce muriel_volestrangler Jan 2014 #23

i thought he was a christian? madrchsod Jan 2014 #24

The Jews do not claim Louie Gothmog Jan 2014 #28

I once conversed with Moses, Jesus and King Solomon cosmicone Jan 2014 #25

Juanita Jean could not resist commenting on Louie's latest act of stupidity Gothmog Jan 2014 #27

And Louie Gohmert may be the stupidest person in the US Congress The Second Stone Jan 2014 #30

No, the second stupidest... regnaD kciN Jan 2014 #52

More like : "King Ding Dong" 1000words Jan 2014 #31

Hey Gohmert! Brigid Jan 2014 #32

Convention notemason Jan 2014 #33

Well I'm no brewmaster, but I know what a six pack looks like when it's short a few bottles. bluesbassman Jan 2014 #35

this presents a real dilemma.... magical thyme Jan 2014 #37

I'm no expert, but Goober may be a few McNuggets short of a Happy Meal Lil Missy Jan 2014 #38

Have you seen a picture of the statue of David in Florence, dumbass? Rozlee Jan 2014 #39

The Urban Dictionary has a definition of a Ghomert Gothmog Jan 2014 #40

No, he's not a prophet. He's still an idiot. QuestForSense Jan 2014 #41

Louie Gomert reminds me of King Candy for Wreck it Ralph. bravenak Jan 2014 #42

Every time this guy Baalzamon Jan 2014 #43

So, whose wife is Bibi the Yahoo fucking? Tom Ripley Jan 2014 #46

Knows his Old Testament history, huh? classof56 Jan 2014 #48

Actually, Ahab was AFTER the split... regnaD kciN Jan 2014 #53

I don't know how religious Netanyahu is... regnaD kciN Jan 2014 #51

And in that day the LORD sent the Prophet Louie-Louie..... DeSwiss Jan 2014 #56

I thought this was the Onion. We should make that a verb, like "that righty Onioned us again." yurbud Jan 2014 #57