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66. ...and the minister said to his golfing buddy...

Mon Jan 27, 2014, 02:29 PM

Jan 2014

"If you swear one more time, God will smite you."

But his partner didn't listen and on the next putt exclaimed, "Damn it! Missed again!"

Just then the heavens roared and lightening lashed out and struck the minister dead.

And a voice from the sky exclaimed, "Damn it! Missed again!"

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GOP House Candidate Says God Created Autism, Dementia And Tornadoes To Punish Gays [View all] meegbear Jan 2014 OP

Her name sounds almost like an email address... Cooley Hurd Jan 2014 #1

God told me that if you rearrange the letters of Susanne Atanus's name.... trusty elf Jan 2014 #10

I got Kelvin Mace Jan 2014 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author trusty elf Jan 2014 #18

HA! volstork Jan 2014 #41

I thought that is why GOD created the GOP liberal N proud Jan 2014 #2

Wrong, God did not create the GOP. pangaia Jan 2014 #14

Stupid fucking party. SummerSnow Jan 2014 #3

and the storm on the East Coast Enrique Jan 2014 #4

Wasn't me Thor_MN Jan 2014 #13

You let the Frost Giants win with that attitude. Ikonoklast Jan 2014 #47

And the flooding in the UK theHandpuppet Jan 2014 #22

that would be on account of the gay little leprechauns Voice for Peace Jan 2014 #58

Prove it. no_hypocrisy Jan 2014 #5

And what about all those God-fearing fundies who deal with autism, dementia, or natural disasters? tanyev Jan 2014 #6

God rages indiscriminately theHandpuppet Jan 2014 #21

When we anger the gods, the volcano erupts. LuvNewcastle Jan 2014 #7

It Doesn't Work That Way? Laxman Jan 2014 #43

Oh the stupidity SamKnause Jan 2014 #8

as I love pointing out to the fundies around here (of whom there are a multitude!), their god is niyad Jan 2014 #50

Agree SamKnause Jan 2014 #52

I have come to the conclusion..... Swede Atlanta Jan 2014 #9

I think you're right that she's using her candidacy as a speaking platform. icymist Jan 2014 #29

They keep forgetting... RoccoR5955 Jan 2014 #11

Rep. Jan Schakowsky (D-IL) will not lose (of course) Stuart G Jan 2014 #15

Sometimes, it seems running for office as a Republican is just an audition for Fox news. mountain grammy Jan 2014 #19

Sounds like any other of today's more moderate Republicans Julian Englis Jan 2014 #16

Yes, my son is autistic and my dad has debilitating dementia because of TEH GHEYS. Butterbean Jan 2014 #17

God has really bad aim--keeps hitting the wrong targets!!! eom Maeve Jan 2014 #20

...and the minister said to his golfing buddy... FiveGoodMen Jan 2014 #66

Islam Lamonte Jan 2014 #23

The God of my understanding doesn't punish people, My God is a loving God.... olddad56 Jan 2014 #24

unfortunately, this particular nutbar is a woman, but you are correct about her needing to learn niyad Jan 2014 #51

a bunch of lunatics in that party. neverforget Jan 2014 #25

Oh, fuck her. nt Ilsa Jan 2014 #26

Ah, another member of the Westboro Baptist Church running for office -n/t lapfog_1 Jan 2014 #27

just another example of what religion does to people RussBLib Jan 2014 #28

Sounds like our pal Batty Bachman toby jo Jan 2014 #30

i wouldn't even bother giving any thought to their message or getting even slightly offended, TimeToEvolve Jan 2014 #31

The GOP sure breeds them, don't they? Beacool Jan 2014 #32

And then God sent the tornadoes Springslips Jan 2014 #33

What a small, hateful God these pathetic people choose to worship. (nt) Paladin Jan 2014 #34

LIVE spelled backward is EVIL...... olddad56 Jan 2014 #36

Isn't it? tavalon Jan 2014 #40

huh.. I thought God created tornadoes because it hates trailers. armed_and_liberal Jan 2014 #35

LOL tavalon Jan 2014 #39

Hey, she's a mere amateur! theHandpuppet Jan 2014 #37

So, Susanna Atanus, why was alopecia created? tavalon Jan 2014 #38

I don't think it's alopecia, I think it's her dye job growing out. But why is she turning her back Shrike47 Jan 2014 #54

It's a bad picture and I don't care enough about her sorry ass to look for others tavalon Jan 2014 #57

What an anus...oh. tofuandbeer Jan 2014 #42

I never knew tornadoes only hit gay peoples' houses. Huh. tclambert Jan 2014 #44

That idiot woman needs to get some Clairol Gray Solution catbyte Jan 2014 #45

Yes!!! And he created Barak Obama to punish the GOP. nt kelliekat44 Jan 2014 #46

So there were no Autistic people in Illinois before last year? KamaAina Jan 2014 #48

* * * UPDATE Tx4obama Jan 2014 #49

at first glance, I just thought it was one reallllllly bad picture. upon reading the article, I niyad Jan 2014 #53

and what do all these fundies have to say about the illnesses and deaths during liberal_at_heart Jan 2014 #55

People with ugly souls (and faces) are entitled to have a candidate too. Not a winning one, though. Shrike47 Jan 2014 #56

If true, that would give THE WIZARD OF OZ yet another really interesting subtext. n/t. Ken Burch Jan 2014 #59

She wants to run against... 3catwoman3 Jan 2014 #60

Who are Hurricanes, Earthquakes and Flood meant to punish KinMd Jan 2014 #61

As someone who has autism sakabatou Jan 2014 #62

remove the at and his name fits him perfectly frwrfpos Jan 2014 #63

If I were to be able to ask her a question MurrayDelph Jan 2014 #64

I didn't realize I was a fucking genie. Hosnon Jan 2014 #65