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calimary

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3. We love men! We want to help them make the "right" decisions.

Sat Mar 10, 2012, 09:07 PM

Mar 2012

We're trying to help men, here.

I mean, isn't that the kind of crap they spew at us with their vaginal probe abominations? I think we should answer every vaginal probe and related legislation with a rectal one. Bill for bill. Tailored, of course, to fit the circumstances and to correspond to the level of invasiveness of the legislatively specified or suggested ultrasound.

Sauce for the goose? Sauce for the gander, too.

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Bill introduced to regulate men's reproductive health [View all] mackattack Mar 2012 OP

This needs to be introduced in all 50 states. Hell, it needs to be kestrel91316 Mar 2012 #1

What about delayed ejaculation? bluestateguy Mar 2012 #2

There is always tomorrow. lol DocMac Mar 2012 #7

That can be a good thing.... Xipe Totec Mar 2012 #17

Actually, the boys fear being labeled as "Pre-mature Ejaculators" -Maybe they should be asked about Pachamama Mar 2012 #46

It can, in fact, Control-Z Mar 2012 #67

We love men! We want to help them make the "right" decisions. calimary Mar 2012 #3

love it greymattermom Mar 2012 #6

Your post deserves a Rec! swimboy Mar 2012 #58

This bill is incomplete as long as it doesn't require a graphic hedgehog Mar 2012 #4

Make sure they have illustrations of fully erect penises versus the flaccid ones that need ED drugs csziggy Mar 2012 #13

Yea, sort of like before and after photos. crunch60 Mar 2012 #39

Yes, indeed. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #62

the two can't be compared? How do they think women get pregnant? Immaculate conception? teewrex Mar 2012 #5

No! You have a wet dream DocMac Mar 2012 #12

Dag nabit you uppity wimmens. Get outta our pants! nt onehandle Mar 2012 #8

LOL leftofcool Mar 2012 #15

Yep - two can play this game... polichick Mar 2012 #9

ED drugs should be treated like elective surgery davidpdx Mar 2012 #10

Under my insurance plan through work - it is treated that way. mwooldri Mar 2012 #60

I can tell you places to get both cheap ED meds and cosmetic procedures...Asia davidpdx Mar 2012 #80

Male enhancement drugs Iliyah Mar 2012 #11

It's okay for men to have sex for pleasure but teewrex Mar 2012 #22

Hold on a second, it's a matter of life and death for men Starcruiser Mar 2012 #27

uhhhhhhh...not all people have opposite sex partners, ya know. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #63

not without a ring. oh seabeyond Mar 2012 #75

Let there be a congressional committee of all female congress members and only females to testify. Thinkingabout Mar 2012 #14

Forgot to add, this law would only apply to Republican Conserative Males. Thinkingabout Mar 2012 #16

What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Paper Roses Mar 2012 #18

It's time for the gander to take a gander at the issue from the goose's perspective. nt Xipe Totec Mar 2012 #20

goose gander vs gander goose pangaia Mar 2012 #31

They should hold hearings with a bunch o' dames Orrex Mar 2012 #19

Great idea! kag Mar 2012 #50

"Ohio anti-abortion advocates say the two can’t be compared."... Guilded Lilly Mar 2012 #21

And do forgive us for our enlightened self interest... Xipe Totec Mar 2012 #23

No, no, no!!! DeSwiss Mar 2012 #24

That looks frightening! Rosa Luxemburg Mar 2012 #55

Believe me....... DeSwiss Mar 2012 #68

What's good for the goose... daleo Mar 2012 #25

Absolutely DesertRat Mar 2012 #33

oh yes!!!!!! robinlynne Mar 2012 #26

In a similar vein, I think all liberals working in positions to prescribe or fill a prescription lib_wit_it Mar 2012 #28

Loud Applause...... Pachamama Mar 2012 #47

That's right! We don't know if the Viagra is being requested BlancheSplanchnik Mar 2012 #72

And they need to undergo a rectal sonogram of their naughty bits as well. krispos42 Mar 2012 #29

Let's not say naughty bits. Let's say tallywhacker. Kennah Mar 2012 #34

Blast from the past Bohunk68 Mar 2012 #40

Navy? mackattack Mar 2012 #42

yup Bohunk68 Mar 2012 #71

I pulled it from Porky's, no pun intended Kennah Mar 2012 #79

I hope it keeps going and that legislation like this Tumbulu Mar 2012 #30

+1 CherylK Mar 2012 #54

k/r deacon Mar 2012 #32

I'm honestly torn about this IDEA tech_smythe Mar 2012 #35

I don't think they intend to try to pass it treestar Mar 2012 #70

And besides... zentrum Mar 2012 #36

The bill won't go very far. Needing a notarized affidavit violates a whole shitload of privacy laws cherokeeprogressive Mar 2012 #37

It's about time men learn about lack of privacy. FlaGranny Mar 2012 #41

you don't need a doctor's prescription for condoms or toothpaste TorchTheWitch Mar 2012 #43

FYI on privacy - my husband needed a note signed by me for his Vasectomy.... Pachamama Mar 2012 #49

A medical release takes care of HIPPA laws. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #64

The last sentence is very revealing....... secondwind Mar 2012 #38

Sen. Nina Turner, you are a hero! Surya Gayatri Mar 2012 #44

She is our senator and she is definitely going places. Doremus Mar 2012 #53

it's a shame this won't get anywhere. men control every legislative ejpoeta Mar 2012 #45

Time to change that legislative bodies are controlled by men.... Pachamama Mar 2012 #48

i did see it. it has opened my eyes for sure to things I hadn't even considered. ejpoeta Mar 2012 #81

Vasectomy + Viagra CountAllVotes Mar 2012 #51

"Heartbeat bill sponsor Rep. Lynn Wachtmann, R-Napoleon, said comparing his bill to Turner’s would LuckyLib Mar 2012 #52

This is just silly. WcoastO Mar 2012 #56

I really don't know how to feel about this... ElboRuum Mar 2012 #57

First you have to get their attention.... dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #65

for all of us women offended, it feels damn good. i want to hear lots and lots of noise seabeyond Mar 2012 #76

Well that's good, I suppose. ElboRuum Mar 2012 #77

Should the men prove they're married and that their spouse approves of the Viagra? nt valerief Mar 2012 #59

what about gay partners? tech_smythe Mar 2012 #66

According to the people who want to block women's health rights, being gay isn't even an option. nt valerief Mar 2012 #74

Of COURSE the 2 can be compared. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2012 #61

Just the facts Deuteros Mar 2012 #69

Did anyone else hear that whooshing noise? nt GliderGuider Mar 2012 #73

It will never pass HeiressofBickworth Mar 2012 #78