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FiveGoodMen

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7. 3rd Rock...

Reply to packman (Reply #2)

Thu Feb 13, 2014, 06:32 PM

Feb 2014

Coach: Dear lord, if it be within your great wisdom and mercy, please grant us the strength and courage to beat the hell out of the central high muskrats and--

Tommy: Excuse me, coach.

Coach: We're in the middle of a prayer.

Tommy: Do you think we should be bothering god over a basketball game?

Coach: This is important.

Tommy: The other team's praying, too... So our god is stronger than their god?

Coach: There's only one god, Solomon.

Tommy: Am I the only one seeing a conflict of interest here?

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