Warning shots fired to turn monitors back from Crimea

[Igel]

2. I'm getting tired of these reports.

All these non-Russians show up and spontaneously suck the lead out of guns, causing small explosions as the lead's pulled out.

It's only due to the sheer awesomeness of the pro-Russian folk that they manage to spot this before it happens and make sure the barrels of the guns are pointed up. Who knows what harm those guns would do if they were simply left home--spontaneously firing and injuring those lesser folk who, through no avoidable fault of their own, lack the necessary degree of russkost' or "Russianness."