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15. some woman thought her husband's miller light was making him fat, so she poured some into a

Fri Mar 14, 2014, 12:01 PM

Mar 2014

specimen cup and sent it to a lab to be analyzed without saying what it said.

When the results came back it read, "Your horse has diabetes."

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Sam Adams Beer Pulls Out Of Boston St. Patrick's Day Parade Over LGBT Issues [View all] DonViejo Mar 2014 OP

Excellent. eShirl Mar 2014 #1

Good for them. malthaussen Mar 2014 #2

Sam Adams is my brand of beer! KansDem Mar 2014 #3

I'm not crazy about their beer, but now I may be "forced" to drink it! George II Mar 2014 #4

Cheers to Sam Adams! tofuandbeer Mar 2014 #5

Love Sam Adams... Historic NY Mar 2014 #6

The comments are hilarious. Brigid Mar 2014 #7

They were always out-of-step? HubertHeaver Mar 2014 #19

That is NOT what is reported in the Boston Globe: happyslug Mar 2014 #33

I think CharlieE is being sarcastic. Brigid Mar 2014 #46

The point is being allowed to participate as a gay person. yardwork Mar 2014 #63

It is called the nose of the camel in the tent happyslug Mar 2014 #65

Um, no. Not in this case. yardwork Mar 2014 #70

Who said to pretend to be straight? happyslug Mar 2014 #71

They weren't allowed to hold a sign stating the name of their group yardwork Mar 2014 #72

That I did not hear, but is it important? happyslug Mar 2014 #74

You really don't get it. /nt yardwork Mar 2014 #75

I have been fighting wrongs all my life happyslug Mar 2014 #76

But Miller Light is still parading around. Kablooie Mar 2014 #8

If you could make the can into a liquid and add a touch of formaldehyde... yurbud Mar 2014 #14

some woman thought her husband's miller light was making him fat, so she poured some into a yurbud Mar 2014 #15

"Your horse has diabetes." DeSwiss Mar 2014 #59

Yay! I can keep drinking it! sir pball Mar 2014 #9

and I was just ruminating on what beer I'm going to buy for the weekend mike dub Mar 2014 #10

Just what I needed... albino65 Mar 2014 #11

they should give a free beer to anyone willing to shout, "I'm Irish and I'm gay!" yurbud Mar 2014 #12

Hmmm, I am neither... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2014 #55

exactly. there would be a lot more gays if there was free beer in it. yurbud Mar 2014 #56

Well, one thing I just thought about... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2014 #57

It's a great beer! MissMillie Mar 2014 #13

Good. k&r uppityperson Mar 2014 #16

Love their seasonal 12-packs. DinahMoeHum Mar 2014 #17

Good for you...... BlueJac Mar 2014 #18

Glad to hear it. I wouldn't want to give up drinking Sam Adams brews. Paladin Mar 2014 #20

Homophobia exists everywhere. The parade is organized by a religious group. Bluenorthwest Mar 2014 #64

Have a beer, light up a cigarette. Was it good for you? (nt) Paladin Mar 2014 #67

I tried Sam Adams once africanadian Mar 2014 #21

Most people would not agree with you. MADem Mar 2014 #25

Give me a cold Labatt anyday! africanadian Mar 2014 #27

And they have such a great variety of beers AAO Mar 2014 #58

They brew a multitude of beers. ForgoTheConsequence Mar 2014 #28

With all due respect Tribalceltic Mar 2014 #43

If you like Pilsners you will find their Noble Pils very drinkable. alfredo Mar 2014 #49

Oh! SoapBox Mar 2014 #22

I may have to give that brand another chance. Jokerman Mar 2014 #23

Maybe they need to get a permit and throw their OWN parade....I think a lot of people would attend. MADem Mar 2014 #24

That was lovely of them JustAnotherGen Mar 2014 #26

I feel like a Sam Adams! Behind the Aegis Mar 2014 #29

Woohoo! I'll go buy some! Agschmid Mar 2014 #30

I remember the time the Supreme Judicial Court told them they had to let LGBT people march KamaAina Mar 2014 #31

It's the new "Just march, don't tell" parade policy nobodyspecial Mar 2014 #35

ha! nt JudyM Mar 2014 #40

Good Ohio Joe Mar 2014 #32

Yippeeeee! Borchkins Mar 2014 #34

Good for them Warpy Mar 2014 #36

Sam Beer Tonight!!! charlives Mar 2014 #37

South Boston is an ethnic Irish neighborhood separated from the Black neighborhood.... Mustellus Mar 2014 #38

Good for them TlalocW Mar 2014 #39

Peace through beer shenmue Mar 2014 #41

Awesome, but I'll stick with Deschutes for my sparse beer needs :) Scootaloo Mar 2014 #42

Good on Sam Adams! Thanks Don~ Cha Mar 2014 #44

Oh yeah... TRoN33 Mar 2014 #45

YESSSSSSSSS ... Oktoberfest is my favorite too!! SaveOurDemocracy Mar 2014 #50

I used to anticipate that Summer Ale so much! idendoit Mar 2014 #47

Their Noble Pils is not bad at all. It's a good Pilsner. I'm glad they are alfredo Mar 2014 #48

I've always wondered: How did Boston's parade get held hostage by a tiny group of bigots? baldguy Mar 2014 #51

I'm still not interested in drinking their beer Trajan Mar 2014 #52

my favorite domestic. I thought Jim Koch was a repuke though Doctor_J Mar 2014 #53

His donations have all been to Democrats. ForgoTheConsequence Mar 2014 #69

I think I will buy a six pack... awoke_in_2003 Mar 2014 #54

Far right wing assholes are exerting pressure all over the nation. Enthusiast Mar 2014 #60

A toast to Sam Adams! Android3.14 Mar 2014 #61

I love beer.. sendero Mar 2014 #62

I'm about to go to the supermarket. Beacool Mar 2014 #66

Glad to hear this. Always liked their beer, anyway. This closeupready Mar 2014 #68

I hope there is a boycott of Sam Adams! Beach Rat Mar 2014 #73