Texas Man Falls 350 Feet to His Death at Grand Canyon

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12. There are, indeed, too many stupid tourists out there.

Sometimes their stupidity kills them. Other times, they luck out, and hopefully learn an important lesson.

Tall Tales Vs. Turning Tail
Tourist Attraction | Florida, USA |

(I work at a visitor’s center on a refuge, which is by a large pond. As this is Florida, we naturally have alligators. A visitor approaches the help desk.)

Visitor: “You have a fake alligator outside!”

Coworker: “No, sir. It’s real.”

Visitor: “There’s no way that’s real!”

Coworker: “Sir, all our gators are real.”

Visitor: “I’ll prove it!”

(My coworker follows the visitor outside. Suddenly, the visitor goes up to an alligator resting along the side of the pond and grabs it by the tail.)

Alligator: *dives into the water*

Visitor: *face goes white*