Donald Rumsfeld: 'A Trained Ape' Would Be Better At Foreign Policy Than Obama

[sofa king]

113. Hahahaha!!!!

Here's a little quiz for Donald Rumsfeld and other foreign policy "experts," like the Republican Party:

1) How many wars did President Obama lie about in order to start? And President G. W. Bush?

2) How many democratic nations were overthrown by despots and then given President Obama's full support? And President G. W. Bush?

3) How many rogue nations acquired nuclear weapons during President Obama's term? And President G. W. Bush?

4) How many heads of state were surprised, embarrassed, disgusted, or otherwise put off by President Obama's awkward and uninformed public comments and actions? And President G. W. Bush?

Answers for President Obama, 1)-4): None.

Answers for President Bush: 1) At least one, Iraq; 2) At least three, Venezuela, Principe/Sao Tome, and Haiti; 3) At least one, North Korea; 4) Too many to count, perhaps, "all of them" is the best answer.

Or to put it another way, who would the most evil and incompetent diplomat in modern history, Joachim von Ribbentrop, want to have a beer with?