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In reply to the discussion: Concerns growing about militia members at Bundy ranch [View all]951-Riverside
(7,234 posts)The 28th amendment specifically says: "A militia member shall quarter public roads and install checkpoints when it is necessary to protect a wealthy rancher who doesn't want to pay his grazing fees but still wants to use public land to embiggen his own net worth. The militia shall have unlimited access to methamphetamine and ephebophilia shall be mandatory."
This is how it works:
Bundy: "I wanna continue mooching off public land!"
Gov: "Sure thing Mister Bundy!"
Bundy: "I's gonna set up checkpoints near my house on public roads, check townspeople for I.Ds and tear down toll booths, I don't want know trouble you hear?"
Gov: "Yes sir Mister Bundy! You won't get any trouble from us Mister Bundy!"
Bundy: "And I don't want any liens placed on my land, cattle or properties!"
Gov: "You betcha Mister Bundy! We're sorry Mister Bundy!"
Insurgents: "YOU SEE!!!! ...You SEE how they is harassin' Cliven? MSNBC... Al Sharpton ...Incomplete sentences ...They's a-comin' fer our GURNS!!!!!!"