Russia Throws Soviet-Style Parade

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8. Obama should do this. Here's what the article might look like.

The United States is staging a huge May Day parade in Washington's National Mall. The parade Thursday featured thousands marching past the Lincoln Memorial with flags of the United States and Obama's ruling Democratic Party. Many banners spoke to the recent seizure of ? and the crisis in Ukraine, declaring, "Obama is right."

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I think Obama could make this work - plus it would piss off the tea party to no end.