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In reply to the discussion: Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson says bibles in schools will prevent school shootings [View all]davidthegnome
(2,983 posts)I also think we should have small altars in every classroom. We should begin every class, every day, with a pledge of allegiance, followed by an All Father, followed by the sacrifice of at least two goats. The first class every day, in every school, should be based on the teachings of wonderful and brilliant creationists. When we are finished with these basic necessities for overall righteousness and real American education, we should proceed to holding hands (but no boys and boys or girls and girls - that's bad, God says no) and chanting hymns - for at least a good hour, every day. Who needs recess when you have prayer?
Also, we should then make absolutely mandatory two hour classes in target practice using the most modern fire arms available. We've got to get our guns right to get our God right, you know what I mean? Jesus loved guns, so we should love guns too. If Jesus were alive today, I bet he'd have heat seeking missiles, bazookas, machine guns, grenades. He'd be the ultimate warrior. He'd blast the fuck out of those silly democrats and we could all have liberty, freedom, guns, and school under God.
Also, we gotta love our neighbors - but not if they're liberals or non-christians. If they are those then we need to kick them out of our Country and send them to Mexico or something.
Also, in honor of Duck Dynasty and good Christians everywhere, I hereby propose that we forget this silly notion of Separation of Church and State - and put Mike Huckabee in charge of education. He's a real smart man. That's the way to fix education, I tell you. Get it right with God. Get it right with guns. Get it right with goats. Goats. Get it right with goats. Well, time to get back to the farm. Scuse me.
(If I need the sarcasm smiley, you didn't read this)