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discntnt_irny_srcsm

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19. Ladies and gentleman,
Tue Mar 27, 2012, 09:54 PM
Mar 2012

...this is your stewardess speaking. We regret any inconvenience the sudden cabin movement might have caused. This is due to periodic air pockets we encountered. There's no reason to be alarmed and we hope you enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

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Reminds me of this twilight zone clip. yourout Mar 2012 #1
i like the original with William Shatner... stlsaxman Mar 2012 #6
Oh, that was really creepy. Very much like this dude, huh. freshwest Mar 2012 #29
Don't forget this... Ian David Mar 2012 #18
Hot diggity. I love this planet already. discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2012 #20
I fly a bit but that would be a little scary... n/t IamK Mar 2012 #2
I fly all the time. discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2012 #26
What's his vector Victor? Loudly Mar 2012 #3
Roger, Roger. discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2012 #10
That's Clarence Oveur. Over. n/t dflprincess Mar 2012 #17
Ladies and gentleman, discntnt_irny_srcsm Mar 2012 #19
Ever seen a grown man naked? guitar man Mar 2012 #33
PTSD? roody Mar 2012 #4
I was thinking maybe drugs. redqueen Mar 2012 #42
But so does being a conservative. Comrade Grumpy Mar 2012 #43
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! Renew Deal Mar 2012 #5
Ah. Sad and scary episode. (nt) pinto Mar 2012 #7
My cousin was on that flight. The captain was also screaming something about Ron Paul saving them. slackmaster Mar 2012 #8
Are you serious or just joking? Hissyspit Mar 2012 #14
Consider it a joke at your own risk slackmaster Mar 2012 #27
Why would I not be surprised if you were serious? n/t Ian David Mar 2012 #21
Oh man, I hope he is ok. Glad there was another pilot on board (as well as copilot) uppityperson Mar 2012 #9
I'm not all that superstitious but why do airlines keep using that "flight 191" designation? Gidney N Cloyd Mar 2012 #11
Diagnosis: Too much Fox News in the terminals. Hassin Bin Sober Mar 2012 #12
Too much Fox News in the terminals. AlbertCat Mar 2012 #13
And he DID or DID NOT have a gun in the cockpit? brooklynite Mar 2012 #15
Maybe he DIDN'T pick that week to stop sniffing glue... FailureToCommunicate Mar 2012 #16
it was the wrong week to. nt awoke_in_2003 Mar 2012 #23
Poor guy probably has schizophrenia chrisa Mar 2012 #22
That'd be one freaky case. backscatter712 Mar 2012 #30
Ahhh yes, the old "mental situation" tabasco Mar 2012 #24
It sounds like a possible case of diabetic hypoglycemia IDemo Mar 2012 #25
that was my first thought also Marrah_G Mar 2012 #32
that's what they are speculating over on the pilots forums Blue_Tires Mar 2012 #36
I feel bad for that captain. backscatter712 Mar 2012 #28
+1 nt gateley Mar 2012 #31
Omg that poor co-pilot guitar man Mar 2012 #34
And pilot circles aren't that big - that captain is probably his friend. backscatter712 Mar 2012 #39
It really could be a diabetic issue, Proles Mar 2012 #35
It's an odd coincidence hedgehog Mar 2012 #37
What is going on with airline employees recently? Tommy_Carcetti Mar 2012 #38
My guess is that's more of a coincidence than anything onenote Mar 2012 #40
Nightmare at 60,000 feet - three of them at once saras Mar 2012 #41
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