Latest Breaking News

William Seger

(12,489 posts)

42. All "American Adjunct Lagers" should be served ICE cold

Sat Sep 20, 2014, 09:48 PM

Sep 2014

Otherwise, you can taste and smell the sourness of the rice or corn that's been substituted for barley malt. At least Coors has the decency to warn you that the stuff isn't drinkable unless the "cold activated" mountains are blue.

Edit history

Please sign in to view edit histories.

Recommendations

0 members have recommended this reply (displayed in chronological order):

51 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

Pabst Is Sold to Russian Beverage Company [View all] mahatmakanejeeves Sep 2014 OP

Well, I guess we've gotten "even" with them (for any holding an "Anti-Russian" grudge) hlthe2b Sep 2014 #1

I guess they turned down an offer of Busch beer? L0oniX Sep 2014 #15

On a side note there were a couple close calls with Russian jet near U.S. Airspace today CentralMass Sep 2014 #31

Red Scares, White Socks FrodosPet Sep 2014 #2

That'll drive all the LGBT hipsters stark raving nuts! KamaAina Sep 2014 #3

crapbst unionthug777 Sep 2014 #4

I'm not a hipster shenmue Sep 2014 #5

When you're out of Schlitz you're out of shit, but when you're full of Blatz you're out of it. longship Sep 2014 #6

Well, there's always Rolling Rock, or any one of a number of cheap beers for the college set. MADem Sep 2014 #7

What other crap can we sell them? Let's look around the garage... FailureToCommunicate Sep 2014 #8

We couldn't sell them Black Label? muntrv Sep 2014 #9

Does anyone drink that salty piss-water? Owl Sep 2014 #40

If I drank this swill, Treant Sep 2014 #10

Well, there goes another American tradition. nt ladjf Sep 2014 #11

Hey, maybe they'll drop a shot of vodka In it Sopkoviak Sep 2014 #12

The Beer Tzar would not approve Blue Owl Sep 2014 #26

PBR ...all time worst beer/swill ...made from bar spill troughs and left overs from a dog dish. L0oniX Sep 2014 #13

No way. Action_Patrol Sep 2014 #23

Kind of like tazkcmo Sep 2014 #27

Hello Captain Hyperbole Action_Patrol Sep 2014 #32

LOL L0oniX Sep 2014 #34

Finally! tazkcmo Sep 2014 #37

Still better than Billy Beer N/T. Revanchist Sep 2014 #43

a little touch of home for Comrade Snowden, heh? ni Cryptoad Sep 2014 #14

That will teach Putin to screw with the Ukraine. olddad56 Sep 2014 #16

Owning Pabst is punishment enough. marble falls Sep 2014 #17

That's too bad... Earth_First Sep 2014 #18

"individualism, egalitarianism and freedom of expression" - that are illegal in Russia lol nt msongs Sep 2014 #19

In this time of sanctions..that's a blow to the beer gut! Demeter Sep 2014 #20

You can really taste the Lincoln. Action_Patrol Sep 2014 #21

I mentioned this to my wife albino65 Sep 2014 #22

Dennis Hopper: National Treasure Action_Patrol Sep 2014 #24

Want me to pour the beer, Frank? Blue Owl Sep 2014 #25

The Long Form Commercial for Pabst FrodosPet Sep 2014 #38

What a revoltin' development this is! Brother Buzz Sep 2014 #28

David Lynch's Pabst Blue Ribbon Commercial thelordofhell Sep 2014 #29

Thank you! FrodosPet Sep 2014 #33

Pabst used to sell a really cheap beer here in Ma called "Red White and Blue" CentralMass Sep 2014 #30

I recall that. ChairmanAgnostic Sep 2014 #49

We only drank Red White and Blue because it was 89 cents a 6 pack! FSogol Sep 2014 #50

This message was self-deleted by its author MisterP Sep 2014 #35

The smell of PBR is even worse than the taste. OnyxCollie Sep 2014 #36

All "American Adjunct Lagers" should be served ICE cold William Seger Sep 2014 #42

Yet another reason to avoid it.... Oktober Sep 2014 #39

Russians victimized by the USA, again! freshwest Sep 2014 #41

Meanwhile, in USA... candelista Sep 2014 #45

That's wonderful! Have some bear yoga! freshwest Sep 2014 #46

"In Russia, horse rides on YOU." KurtNYC Sep 2014 #47

Commie red, white and blue! truthisfreedom Sep 2014 #44

I'll take an ice cold Pabst over most IPAs. Throd Sep 2014 #48

They can have that stuff liberal N proud Sep 2014 #51