Mitt Romney: It’s Time For President Obama ‘To Apologize To America’

[Arkana]

109. Oh, Mitt.

Look, man, we get that you're still butthurt about 2012. We get that you can't stomach the fact that you never avenged Daddy George from 1968. We get that you can't get over the fact Americans didn't choose your creepy, whitebread clan over the Obama family.

But you lost. Fair and square. Americans have now NOT chosen you three times. We just don't like you, Mitt. We don't like you, we don't like your face, we don't like your snotty, aristocratic, holier-than-thou wife, we don't like your creepy-ass kids. My sympathies for Ann's illness, but last I checked, MS didn't have "snobby douchiness" as a side effect.

But most of all, we don't like this irrational hatred you have for anyone who isn't as rich as you. We can't stand your utter inability to connect with other human beings. And most of all, we can't fucking STAND that you won't just crawl back into the hole you oozed out of. Go away, Mitt. Go away and never darken our doorsteps again.