Bobby Jindal to Westboro Baptist Church activists "They better not try that nonsense here"

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7. No, but they did get two tires slashed in Oklahoma

They went to McAlester OK to make asses of themselves. While doing that, both tires on the passenger side were slashed. (You can google this; there are tons of links each funnier than the last.) No one in town would help them, so they had to drive on the rims until they got far enough from McAlester that AAA would send a rollback to pick them up.

Where it gets sick: A little while later, three little girls were burned to death in an RV accident. That worthless asshole and his put-on-the-Earth-to-make-the-Palins-look-good family threatened to picket the girls' funeral as the Phelpses said the deaths were God's retribution against Oklahoma for damaging Fred's van.

Why do I get the feeling if someone were to commit an act of extreme violence against the Phelps cult, the investigation would be short and inconclusive?