4-Year-Olds Dont Act Like Trump.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. He's more like a middle-school bully than a four-year old.

He's the big, mean, dumb kid who steals your lunch money and gives you a wedgie and stuffs you in your locker, just because he can. He snaps you with a wet towel in the locker room and knocks your books onto the floor as he passes your desk. He sits at the back of the classroom with his chair tilted back and playing with his phone, daring the teacher to tell him to put the phone away and pay attention. He picks on weaker boys and gropes the girls. He's still in middle school even though he's 17, but he's got a car and he likes to show it off. He has a small coterie of "friends" who aren't really his friends, but they'd rather hang out with him and help him harass other kids than be on the receiving end of his bullying. From time to time he gets in trouble with the cops for vandalism and petty theft but his dad has money so nothing ever happens.

That's Trump.