Is Trump's doctor okay?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. You have to wonder how that whole exam went down.

Doc: "OK, Mr President, please undress so I can examine you."

Trump: "No. I don't undress for anybody but hot women."

Doc: "But how can I...?"

Trump: "I gave you all the information you need."

Doc: "You told me you're 6'4" and weigh 190. I don't think that's right. Could you at least step on this scale so I can get an accurate weight?"

Trump: "No. If you want you can fudge those numbers a little but I don't want people to think I'm fat."

Doc: "According to this chart, if you're 6'3" and 239 you're not obese. Is that OK with you?"

Trump: "Whatever. But no shorter and no heavier than that. Obama is 6'1" and I can't be shorter than him."

Doc: "Well, OK, but I'm still concerned about your cholesterol levels. You could be developing heart disease."

Trump: "No, I'm not. I'm in excellent health. You can't say I have heart disease, or that there's anything wrong with me."

Doc: "But you need to lose weight or..."

Trump: "You're a naval officer, aren't you?"

Doc: "Yes."

Trump: "Do you like your job?"

Doc: "Yes, why do you ask?"

Trump: "Have you ever been to Guam?"

Doc: "No."

Trump: "Would you like to go there? The naval base could probably use a good doctor."

Doc: "No, not really. I like my work here."

Trump: "The Secretary of the Navy works for me, did you know that?"

Doc: "Yes, but what...?"

Trump: "So you'll say I'm in excellent health, right?

Doc: "But..."

Trump: "Excellent. Health. Guam."

Doc: "Uh huh. Excellent health. Got it."