I need to get some stuff off my chest. (Guns-n-Laws)

[Aristus]

6. Have you ever seen the Richard Lester-directed "Three Musketeers" films?

There's a hilarious scene in which Count Rochefort breaks into the home of Monsieur and Madame Bonacieux one night to arrest them for their support of the Queen's affair with the English Duke of Buckingham.

Rochefort's henchmen carry away Madame Bonacieux, and Rochefort orders Bonacieux: "You will come with me."

Bonacieux dives under the bed, emerges with an old matchlock pistol, and fires it at Rochefort. It's empty, and snaps impotently when he pulls the trigger. There's a funny couple of moments during which he frantically tries to load the pistol, sprinkling gunpower down the barrel, dropping in a bullet and wadding, and trying ram it down with the ramrod, which he then clumsily drops down the barrel. He pauses, then dumps everything out onto the bed, and tries hastily to load the pistol again.

This whole time, Rochefort stands there impatiently, examining his gloves, yawning probably, then interrupts the pistol farce by calmly taking the weapon away from Bonacieux and repeating: "You will come with me..."