NanceGreggs: FYI: GOP [View all]

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Posted with permission.

http://www.democratsforprogress.com/2012/03/20/fyi-gop/

FYI: GOP
By NanceGreggs, on March 20th, 2012

In view of the fact that so many Republicans are interested in – nay, obsessed with – my sex life, my genitalia, and my reproductive rights, I thought I would share the information you seem to crave:

Name: Nance Greggs
Citizenship: American

Marital Status: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Marriages: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Cohabitations Outside of “Official” Marriage: None of your goddamned business.
Sexual Orientation: None of your goddamned business.
Sexual Preferences: None of your goddamned business.

Number of Past/Present Sexual Partners: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Children: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Miscarriages: None of your goddamned business.

Number of Abortions: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Abortion(s): None of your goddamned business.
Name of Abortion Provider (if applicable): None of your goddamned business.

Use of Birth Control: None of your goddamned business.
Method(s) of Birth Control Used: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Using Birth Control: None of your goddamned business.

Age at Time of Loss of Virginity: None of your goddamned business.
Age at Time of First Sexual Encounter: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Pre-Marital Sexual Encounters: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Extra-Marital Sexual Encounters: None of your goddamned business.
Number of Sexual Encounters While Single: None of your goddamned business.

Size/Depth of Vaginal Canal: None of your goddamned business.
Texture of Vaginal Canal: None of your goddamned business.
Temperature of Vaginal Canal: None of your goddamned business.
Naturally-Occurring Lubrication of Vaginal Canal (normal): None of your goddamned business.
Naturally-Occurring Lubrication of Vaginal Canal (aroused): None of your goddamned business.

Shape/Color of Vulva (normal): None of your goddamned business.
Shape/Color of Vulva (aroused): None of your goddamned business.
Prominence of Clitoris (normal): None of your goddamned business.
Prominence of Clitoris (aroused): None of your goddamned business.

Size/Shape of Uterus: None of your goddamned business.
Condition of Ovaries: None of your goddamned business.
Current Ability to Bear Children: None of your goddamned business.
Current Willingness to Bear Children: None of your goddamned business.

Frequency of Intercourse: None of your goddamned business.
Frequency of Orgasm: None of your goddamned business.
Frequency of Masturbation: None of your goddamned business.

Use of Sexually-Stimulating Devices: None of your goddamned business.
Use of Sexually-Stimulating Clothing: None of your goddamned business.
Use of Sexually-Stimulating Videos/Photographs: None of your goddamned business.

Conditions That Lead to Sexual Arousal: None of your goddamned business.
Conditions That Lead to Sexual Satisfaction: None of your goddamned business.

Reason(s) for Limiting Size of Family: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Desiring More Children: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Planning Pregnancies Beforehand: None of your goddamned business.
Reason(s) for Choosing Not to Have Children: None of your goddamned business.

I don’t know where your current obsession about women (and their “lady parts”) comes from. Perhaps your mommy whacked your pee-pee when you had “dirty thoughts” as a child.

Maybe you fear being labelled a wuss for the rest of your life – the way you were in high school, when you had to take your cousin to the prom because you couldn’t get a date.

Maybe it’s a way to get back at all the women who have scorned you over the years – the women who are so obviously more intelligent, well-informed, and successful than you are.

In any event, here’s one last piece of information I am more than happy to volunteer:

Political Affiliation: Member of the Democratic Party – obviously – which is why I know none of the above is any of your goddamned business.

Oh, and yes, I vote.

Yours Very Truly,
Nance Greggs