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TreasonousBastard

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18. Now, if anyone actually used one of those, there is the splash factor to deal with...

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #12)

Wed Nov 14, 2018, 10:39 PM

Nov 2018

a 12" drop could make a big mess.

And just how "big" are they dealing with? That 12 inches would mean maybe 14" long before it hits the drink.

Perhaps it's really aimed at women who want to see their boyfriends squirm...

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