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39. Speaking of poor design, you haven't lived until...

Thu Nov 15, 2018, 12:10 AM

Nov 2018

..you have tried to use one of the trench-in-the-floor styles common in Japan, while on a high-speed, swaying train, while experiencing motion sickness. Thank goodness for the handrails on the wall.

Those in the floor things are a real challenge for those of us of the female persuasion. Equally challenging when wearing either pants or long skirts - you are either afraid you are going to pee all over your jeans unless you remove them entirely, or drag your skirt into the trough.

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Matt Whitaker and the "masculine toilet". [View all] mobeau69 Nov 2018 OP

"those of us" That alone should get grins and giggles every time he walks into the room. TreasonousBastard Nov 2018 #1

Imagine the questions if he would ever appear before the Senate Judiciary Committee! mobeau69 Nov 2018 #10

"anals of confirmation hearings"!!! TreasonousBastard Nov 2018 #13

I should've looked up the proper spelling in my Dicktionary! mobeau69 Nov 2018 #19

"Going down" does not deserve short shrift in this regard... LakeSuperiorView Nov 2018 #58

Definitely a get for the Administration. Sneederbunk Nov 2018 #2

Gold-plated, of course. DinahMoeHum Nov 2018 #25

That's a product Herr Oberkommandant von Pilzenschwantz won't need... The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2018 #3

I saw the blue prints (?) for this earlier. I don't know if they were real, I do know dewsgirl Nov 2018 #4

Cuomo showed the blueprint tonight and it was hilarious (if you set aside the fact that Whitaker mobeau69 Nov 2018 #8

I wasn't sure I get fooled by the Onion, etc. so dewsgirl Nov 2018 #9

It's nuts. mobeau69 Nov 2018 #11

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"those of us who measure longer" GemDigger Nov 2018 #5

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie !!! You "stepped in it" this time. libdem4life Nov 2018 #6

Such a shit show! Basement Beat Nov 2018 #7

Here's a link to the marketing launch. The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2018 #12

That's it! Bahahahaha mobeau69 Nov 2018 #17

I am also laughing at the idea that any men exist The Velveteen Ocelot Nov 2018 #20

Now, if anyone actually used one of those, there is the splash factor to deal with... TreasonousBastard Nov 2018 #18

Gross Delarage Nov 2018 #35

When our sons were young, I told them one of the reasons... 3catwoman3 Nov 2018 #53

OK - the health care professional in me has to weigh in here. 3catwoman3 Nov 2018 #14

Ok. You get spit take of the day. Haggis for Breakfast Nov 2018 #22

A real prob with some poorly designed toilets unc70 Nov 2018 #33

Elongated ones are nice but they do require an additional 2" rough in so they take up more space. mobeau69 Nov 2018 #38

Speaking of poor design, you haven't lived until... 3catwoman3 Nov 2018 #39

I have more trouble with the porcelein in some toilets than the water. Nitram Nov 2018 #47

I work with horses leftieNanner Nov 2018 #52

I want to know what guy sits on the toilet with an erection NickB79 Nov 2018 #62

I did wonder about that, but was trying not to be too... 3catwoman3 Nov 2018 #63

You know what they say about a guy with a big toilet... Blue Owl Nov 2018 #16

What? mobeau69 Nov 2018 #21

small hands bdtrppr6 Nov 2018 #41

A simple peruse of the first couple sentence had me simply laughing. Wintryjade Nov 2018 #23

Can't believe this is NOT from The Onion. DinahMoeHum Nov 2018 #24

Trump and his minions are going to murielm99 Nov 2018 #28

Yep, The Onion's going down the drain. mobeau69 Nov 2018 #34

Guess we'll get a lot of (well-) hung juries torius Nov 2018 #26

Oh, very good! 3catwoman3 Nov 2018 #29

Yeah, Turbineguy Nov 2018 #27

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Swallow a bowling ball? Turbineguy Nov 2018 #31

Not sure about the finger holes but it's good this is all getting flushed out mobeau69 Nov 2018 #32

I believe the marketing was aimed at men who want people to think they are well-endowed. Nitram Nov 2018 #48

clearly this guy is nearly as dumb as tRump shanny Nov 2018 #36

Colbert just did a hysterical bit on this! Docreed2003 Nov 2018 #37

Trump sure knows how to pick 'em doesn't he? Initech Nov 2018 #40

"Hey Matt, how they hangin'?" "Hello, Whittaker, how's the johniker?" NBachers Nov 2018 #42

How'd they get a patent for a thing that already exists? It's just a deeper bowl. DRoseDARs Nov 2018 #43

A toilet with a cod-piece: brilliant! marble falls Nov 2018 #44

Perfect accessory for the man who already has a gigantic black pickup truck lagomorph777 Nov 2018 #46

And the best part is even tiny weinies look bigger behind it. Its on cheetolini's wish list. marble falls Nov 2018 #49

! northoftheborder Nov 2018 #57

"theoretical time travel commode" ?? lagomorph777 Nov 2018 #45

RIP Marcuse Nov 2018 #50

Attorney Genital! Cattledog Nov 2018 #51

Good One! mobeau69 Nov 2018 #54

HaHa!! dameatball Nov 2018 #56

A "squatty potty" will probably fit him and trump just fine. calguy Nov 2018 #55

Well, this administration has been down the crapper since its inception The Genealogist Nov 2018 #59

Good god! DesertRat Nov 2018 #60

Hell of a marketing scheme Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Nov 2018 #61