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5. Boebert is a child.

A fussy, whiney, demanding child whose current past time is finger painting the walls with the contents of her diapers. She requires potty-training and lessons on drinking from something other than a sippy-cup.

Once those skills are mastered, she can be taught to read and write. In about half a century, she may be ready for a job in Congress.