Jeff Tiedrich - spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize [View all]

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

hey, everyone! it’s time to play America’s favorite new game, What The Fuck Am I Waking Up To Today?

[picks up phone, scrolls]

oh, come on — you have got to be shitting me.

Link to tweet

so there you are, in bed, staring at your phone in the dark at 4 o’clock in the morning, at a post claiming that Preznit Fuckwit says he has the right to invade Greenland because he didn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize — and all you can think is ‘this can’t possibly be real. someone photoshopped this.’

not even Donny would be that childish, right?

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/spite-fueled-toddler-claims-he-gets