Jeff Tiedrich - rejoice, citizens! they let the big baby ring the Big Boy Bell, and other tales of dumbfuckery [View all]

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being a member of Preznit Fuckwit’s cabal of handlers means you’re constantly needing to invent new ways of keeping your cranky piss-baby-in-chief distracted and happy. nobody wants that ketchup bottle whipped at their head, am I right?

here’s what Team Donny came up with for yesterday morning.

they put him in a fresh diaper, slathered a gallon of fluorescent tangerine spackle across his big, dumb pumpkin face, straightened his tie, led him into the Oval Bordello, surrounded him with some Emotional Support CEOs, and let him ring the Big Boy Opening Bell that signals the start of the Wall Street trading day.

look how excited this emotionally-stunted toddler got. he can’t believe they let him ring a bell!

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/rejoice-citizens-they-let-the-big

STFU Donny