Employee Issued 5 Page Reprimand for Farting at Work

[Jumping John]

5. Flatulence Deodorizer Pad for

the culprit:


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Product Description
The Premium - Flatulence Deodorizer Pad instantly neutralizes unpleasant gas odor without anyone knowing it.


The Premium is the same cloth pad as the regular reusable. However it is sewn all around the edges and has a polyester strip up the middle where you attach the tape.


The Premium Flatulance Deodorizer Pad is a thin pad (amazingly only 1/16 of an inch!) containing highly activated charcoal that is placed in your underwear (men or women) where it is held securely in place with a strip of double face tape which are provided. The pad is totally inconspicuous totally washable, and reusable (20 double- face tape strips included). With normal use you can use the pad for as long as three weeks or more!


Hey, isn’t it time to stop the release of unpleasant pungent gas odors? Our exclusive doctor recommended Premium pad instantly clears and sanitizes the air when gas is expelled… Without the tell-tale lingering odor that can instantly put you in a very awkward situation.

http://www.flat-d.com/flatdpremium.html